Dreams

Have u ever wondered why we dream? wat is it for? wat does it mean?

Well after dreaming for 21 years, i made a PERSONAL conclusion that, dreams, if interpreted properly, It predicts ur future.

Maybe this is old to u, but well, i NVR do any reserach so i dono if someone else talked about it, but u see, i take a dream for example.

Imagine urself in a forest.
















Yeahh this forest looks dreammy :) *plz imagine to make a more wonderful dream for urself, daydream yeaa. lol*

u dono why u're there, so u randomly walk around.... as u continue walking, u feel like u're lost and no way out, suddenly, the sky turns dark















U're now lost in a dark forest, with no where to go, no food, no drinks, and dono wat to do, then u hear a mysterious sound. U don feel like going near the sound, but somehow u're walking towards it *u see, u cant control urself sometimes in the dreams*

As u get near the sound, BOOM! something appear right in front of u



Yeapp, a GHOST, with fear u run with all ur might *this one u cannot control also must control d, lol*

run run run, and u hit a tree branch and falls down. Ghost comes near u, and strangle u

TADA! u're now awake, and instead of being strangled, it was ur mum waking u up.

u get wat i mean now? all dat u were dreaming, were setting up for ur mum to come wake u up "touching near ur neck or something". u wont noe dat wat time ur mum will come and wake u up, and when she gonna come and touch u, but in ur dream, everything i setting up for it.

soo, i would say, if u interpret ur own dreams, which is like a riddle correctly, it would lead to something useful :)

AND NO OFFEND, ITS JUST MUH PERSONAL OPINION, U CAN DISAGREE.

its also cuz, it happen to me, few days ago, not this dream, but i was just dreaming some random dream.... and suddenly, the phone rang, someone ask me pick da fon up, i walked there and pick da fon up, and say HELLLO?

THEN MUH FON RANG AND WAKE ME UP, GOSHHH

Forwarded Mails

Just receive this, and how idiotic can ppl be?
From: Window Live Team (godswillabbey@hotmail.com)
Dear Account User

This Email is from Hotmail Customer Care and we are sending it to every Hotmail Email User Accounts Owner for safety. we are having congestions due to the anonymous registration of Hotmail accounts so we are shutting down some Hotmail accounts and your account was among those to be deleted. We are sending this email to you so that you can verify and let us know if you still want to use this account. If you are still interested please confirm your account by filling the space below. Your User name, password, date of birth and your country information would be needed to verify your account.

Due to the congestion in all Hotmail users and removal of all unused Hotmail Accounts, Hotmail would be shutting down all unused Accounts, You will have to confirm your E-mail by filling out your Login Information below after clicking the reply button, or your account will be suspended within 24 hours for security reasons.

Name: ……………………..
User name: ……………………..
Password: …………………….
Date of Birth:…………………
Country or Territory:………

After following the instructions in the sheet, your account will not be interrupted and will continue as normal. Thanks for your attention to this request. We apologize for any inconveniences.

Warning!!! Account owner that refuses to update his/her account after two weeks of receiving this warning will lose his or her account permanently.

Sincerely,
Windows Live Alert Team
Microsoft Corporation

Omg, last time we receive this a lot, from frens, yeah stupid frens, SORRYY IF U ARE ONE OF THEM, but i seriously think u r stupid for forwarding such msg.

Well, Last time was much better, at least they ask u to "forward this to 10 ppl, or we will close ur acc", i dono wats thier purpose, but.... at least u r ONLY forwarding it, and for those fellow dat BELIEVED that and REALLY forward it, Heyy, muh acc NVR got closed down, i NVR forward those stuff, therefore... u guys sld stop being stupid and stop spamming OTHER PPL!

At least forwarding these stuff is reasonable A BIT la, u r just sked that ur acc might kena close down rite? EHHH, do u noe that as long as u LOG IN, Microsoft will NOT close ur acc, they will only do it, if u abandon it for like MONTHS? i don even noe how long man.. GOSHHH

The most unreasonable, and make me have to call u a Stupid Idiot is when u forward those Chain mails, that say, IF U DON FORWARD THIS, ROSEMARY WILL COME AND KILL U TONITE, EHHHH i'm still alive, just to let u all noe. U really think Something is gonna pop out of ur screen and kill u? stop watching "the ring" plz, or u really think something will crawl in ur room and kill u? *omg, damn u stupid idiots, now u are making me imagining things* u noe wat? i gonna do something real cool

READ MUH BLOG EVERY HOUR NOW OR ELSE ROSEMARY WILL COME AND KILL U IF U FAIL TO DO IT

NAHH, is dat fun? no rite? thats why, so DON FORWARD THESE RUBBISH, though actually i hardly receive these now, the previous time i did, i reply da fellow, and give him/her a bad scolding....

Niways back to the mail that i posted on top, anyone believe that is the ultimate fool la, i mean seriously, ULTIMATE! They ask for ur PASSWORD MAN, PASSWORD! its so damn obvious that, once ur password is given, GG, i wish u luck... i dono wat the hell they gonna do with ur account, but yeaaa, in da 1st place, his email is not even WIndows live team, his NAME is, but his email? GOSHHH cant u read? and din microsoft already WARN u when u r new to MSN and all?

"DO NOT GIVE UR PASSWORD OR CREDIT CARD NUMBER TO PPL"

something lidet la, DON U GUYS READ? owh wait... u're illiterate? thats sad, i cant help u :(

And the worse ppl of all these is actually the one that create it. I mean u got nth better to do is it? go create such rubbish mail, and cause ppl to send send send send send send, WATS DA POINT? ANNOY PPL? GOT GET A LIFE MAN. Now, the mail on top lagi worse, this fellow worse than no life, sld just like, die in front of the pc? WHY U WAN PPL PASSWORD LA? and then change it, ppl cant log in, and get depressed? Goshhhh

ps: sorry if u have a fren name Rosemary, its just a random name i remmeber from one of those many chainmails

Muh Chain sentence, i DID NOT MEAN IT, i'm just showing u how annnoying it is, WAIT, U GUYS THAT FORWARDS THESE ARE STUPID AND WILL NOT GET IT RITE? ok cool, i get u now :)

Again & Again

Nope not the korean song, its Taylors AGAIN

sorry if u r bored, this is REAL short, taylors is suppose to be a environment frendly campus rite?

dats the 1st reason, they make it in such manner, dat unless u r in a class, there is NO aircond, remeber wat i told u last time?? Thier reason for this is ENVIRONMENT FRENDLY. I REPEAT, ENVIRONMENT FRENDLY.

sooo, i bought a bottle of water from taylors vending machine, bcuz it was so hawt and make me thirsty, thanks to their "environmental frendly campus".

So after i finish the bottle of water....... ermmm WHERE IS THE RECYCLE BINS?

Taylors AGAIN

i dono why laaa, someone plz tell me, i cannot stop muhself from telling the truth to everyone. HOW? PLZ STOP MEEE... PLZZZZZZZZZZZZ

btw 1st thing 1st, remember i told u guys about taylors bus wanting to take money as u go in da bus? i was wrong, its a rumor, BUT HEY! u wanna noe why this rumor started at the 1st place?? yeappp, u got it right, uh huh, thats it, Taylors soooooo ________ that ppl have no choice but to think about dat.

SoOOOO i'm here today again, to tell u another inconvenient truth about taylors. As ALL of u all noe already, that taylors are underpaying part time students rite?? yeappp, rm5 per hour, its actually quite ok laa, for guys, bcuz its kinda hard for us to find rm10 per hour rite? i SAID its KINDA hard, not CANNOT.. but this rm5 is compensated by the eye candies we receive, WOOOHOOO

But taylors rite, wanna save cost till ar, i beh tahan.... Normally they will pay u from 8-5, dats however many hours la, u count urself, and we have our lunch time, 12-1, for eating, and we are paid! for eating!! wooohooo

Taylors!!! u're damm coool, weiii, charity rm5 + free lunch! at least u r doing something to the underpaid ppl weiii! thank you SOOOOOO MUCHHH

wait wait, i was suppose to tell u something ritee?? owh yeaaa, they wanna save cost until.... THEY ARE NOW PAYING 8-12, 1-5, OUR LUNCH TIME NO MORE CHARITY! AHHHHHHH too add their kiamsiapness, they eliminate our free lunch also, WOOOHOOO, taylors, i was planning to tell something good about u all one weii, i changed muh mind

YEA FOR RM5 AND A FREE LUNCH, U TEACH ME ONE WERT :P

Gigi Bidadari (Chow 2010)

Have to quote muh fren since its his idea :)

Yeap, i'm toking bout the movie tooth fairy, so as usual, if u plan on watching this movie, then don read it 1st, advise: DEFINITELY U SLD WATCH THIS

u see normally, i check reviews and there is sites dat i believe 100%, if they say is crappy, i usually agree, applies to Alvin and the cheapmunks & Disaster movie. If they say is great, i usually agree too, applies to Inglourious Basterds, Dark Knight & Avatar.

However for this gigi bidadari, the rating i saw was like 4+? out of 10? i was thinking, this movie must be almost as crappy as Cheapmunks. BUT I WAS CLEARLY WRONG, not me actually, the raters =.=

soo the start of this movie, about this guy how proud about himself, and go and break ppl's tooth in ice hockey games and given the name tooth fairy. Small kids dat like him, all kena kutuk badly by him, buy at times u look at it, wat he say is quite true though, AT TIMES. say u're a damm talented 8 years old singer, got chance to be famous, BUT OUT THERE SOMEWHERE THERE WILL BE ANOTHER 7 years old singer (Connie Talbot) which is more talented than u, and totally shine u off and stuff. yeahhh

then when the fairy part starts, i tot the movie is bullshit. Its like fucking stupid, bcuz he destroy kids dream, use the name tooth fairy in vain, he have to serve as a tooth fairy for 2 weeks, the angel fly here fly there part was like, goshh i just wasted rm12.

But luckily, the movie start to turn, it gets funnier and more meaningful. loved the amnesia dust. LoLL. ITs like u can save ur game and load it and try again, lol, he say wrong thing to his gf, throw some amnesia dust, and say again, LOL dat part best man. Also, he throw too much amnesia dust to a family, the whole family go crazy, ahahahha think also gg

meaningful part is, how this fellow finally change as starting to beleive in dreams and stop destroying kids' dreams. Worked hard to be one of the best ice hockey player again, he was darn good before he was injured, now he havent score in years, but he changed it, thanks to the "fairies and kids". Scored his 1st goal and help his team a lot and all, so yeaaa

and riteee, i understand why the rating is 4+. YEAH U EXACTLY, u that decide not to watch the movie bcuz of the preview and go and rate this movie as stupid. i think u r the stupid one, how many times u watch a great preview and end up dulan in the cinema? THis is the direct opposite k? seriously trust me and go and enjoy this movie, unless u no heart, then u really wont enjoy it.

PS: plz do not get offended if u DID NOT do wat i mentioned, thanks :)

Fried Stuff

Ya noe, The "guai" dat no one is scare of? yeap u got it! yau cha kuai!

To get business, ppl nowadays are getting VERY unethical. yeah i am toking about dat, Plastic Surgery Again!! this time not on human, but FOOD.

now ppl don only do it to yau cha kuai, like seriously, any FRIED stuff in the roadside, have the potential of being fried WITH plastic! EH EH, u don think kampung kampung, then they wont do this k? kampung kampung they LAGI do this ar!

u see, when they do plastic surgeries their food (which they don eat, and u will eat it), it tatse MUCH better, bcuz it will stay crispy for a VERY long time, this also help them minimise thier loss, say if they fried A LOT, but no1 buy it, its gonna get cold and tatse crappy, WITH the help of plastic surgery they can now even sell cold plastics.

and the reason i post this is bcuz a malay (NOT BEING RACIST, SHE IS A MALAY) in Bentong, is always in da roadside selling these stuff la, then muh Aunty's fren wanted to buy some from her, she went SOOOO early dat, this woman, u noe la they all damm slow one, havent even set up her booth, so muh aunty's fren had to wait, wait wait, and when she started frying, muh aunty's fren saw dat lady put in a plastic bottle, BEFORE she fry her food. FYI, she NVR remove it, and leave it there to melt and put the food in. Muh aunty's fren damm shocked la, ask her wat r u doin? why don wan take the plastic out? u accidently put issit?

Dat dumb FUCKER (usually i will put F**ker, but she deserve dat name) just ignore muh aunty's fren's question, and continue frying, and yeahh, good luck to her now, the news spread even to Subang Jaya from Bentong, GoodJob

I mean HOW CAN SHE BE SOOOOO STUPID, wait she can... she is..... ermm nth!

Seriously! throw a plastic in RIGHT in front of ur customer hoping she cant see it? Goshhhhh, u got brains also will fry these few pieces WITHOUT the plastic, and when she left, NO customer, ONLY put ur plastic la, NO I AM NOT ENCOURAGING U TO DO IT, but yeaa just saying, u COULD HAVE DONE DAT. Neo nwo oedi-e isseo?

It means "where is ur brain?" guess she was born without it, if she had, she wont nid to fry stuff in the roadside also.

Niways just telling u guys, THESE TYPE OF UNETHICAL PLASTIC SURGERY IS WIDELY BEING USE. SO! DON BUY THESE STUFF, U WONT DIE WITHOUT yau zha guai, pisang goreng, and wateva crap laaaaa.

FYI! the one in Asia cafe? also use plastic surgery ON THE FOOD! NOT FACE! so to make life simple, ALL of them uses plastic surgery! woohoo no nid buy and eat!

Ok la, if u really wanna eat, buy those already cold and not crispy, Safer!

Kelian These ppl

U noe, american idol? ppl sing out of tune, we all laugh laugh laugh like an ass clown? I mean yea la, u cant really tahan, so after u laugh, PLZZZ, i mean PLZZZ noe how to kesian them? They have reason why they act like a fool u noe?

The reason is..... THEIR DUMB FAMILIES AND FRENS! i'm not saying ALL of them is lidet, some is just pure fool, with OVERLOAD of confidence, yeah those? laugh till they die, they deserve it, But i am talking about the majority of these ppl here, hu are being conned, of all ppl, by "THIER FAMILIES AND FRENS".

U see, everyone love music, its undeniable, soo, they might just pick it up, and start singing, or some, play instrument, sooo, these ppl dat start singing, where do they get advises from? Yeap! u got it right!FRENS AND FAMILIES!, its ok, if they just started, and isnt singing intune, maybe u send them to vocal classes or something? or if u r too cheap, let them some time to grow maybe? but after they sing for a FEW YEARS, FEW YEARS! it gives u a rough guide, whether o not THEY CAN SING? Then! its the time for u to be honest with them, say something like, boy.... i think singing is not ur thing? maybe u sld go and find other talent, i believe u can do it. IT IS MUCH BETTER THAN, Woah!!! ur voice is soooo wonderful!! u improved SOOO MUCHH.

U will only cause them to ridiculously go for auditions, and embarrass themselves. If they are lucky, might not be shown on tv, if YES, GOSHHH, i hope they don suicide, like seriously :(

I mean how can families be SOOOO ridiculous, one audition i watched today, the mum went like "when i was havin her in muh stomach, i always dream that she can sing, so when she was grown to the right age, i told her that she has the talent of singing" Guess wat, masuk room, sing like crap!, i don blame her (the daughter), its 100% without a doubt the dumb mother's fault. u dream, and when u listen to her singing, SHE CANT SING THEN TELL LA!, dumb!

and u wanna say they themselves could have noe that they are out of tune rite??? UNFORTUNATELY NO! even urself could be facing the problem, wat u hear when u sing, IS NOT wat u producing, due to some reason, go reserach urself.

So yeaa, dats y, families and frens at times, could be ur worse advisers :)

David Beckham

Wooohooooo, everyone loves him~ riteeee? i meannnn few years agoo, LoL
















Wah liauuu leng chai tilll, he looks like somekind of singers from some boyband lorrrrr *saliva dropping liau* SHITT, SHHHHHH don tell anyone k???

ok lets continue, WAIT everyone's reading this ritE? damnn =.=

Niwayysss, yeaaa, when i 1st watch football, he was muh fav mann, damm famous, damm leng chaiii, i watched world cup 2002, muh 1st football event, then when it ended, i decided to support manutd bcuz of him!!! wooohooo BECKHAMMM AHHHHHHHHHH

owh yeaa, i'm here supposingly to talk about other thing, soree! got carried away! too hawt d, when i search for his pic, i mean... the weather.....

niwaysss, i saw this in muh msn ad "Italian woman grabs David Beckham"

WOah! i'm like wtf! press and c, REALLY I DIN THINK WRONGLY LERR, SHE GRAB HIS COCK, as in the chicken? no, jk, cock as in his dick!

the woman claims that when she see Beckham's underwear ad, she got soo damm F**king high that she cannot tahan, and have to test the real thing by herself. Muh Goshhh, i kesian her laaa, nobody wan her until so desperate.

Like seriously? she go and grab his "Chicken"! in da public!!! thats like everyone's watching her man, including me, u, and huever hu read this post or bumped into dat video! Now imagine wat Victoria going to say bout this.


"Its a no, i'm sorry dear, u don do this to other ppl's husband, better luck next time" (american idol joke)

Wat is wrong with dat woman mann, even if ppl don wan u, also no nid so desperate do it in public rite? seriously! find a Duck! don play with Chickens! (Chinese pun)

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LoLL, i love this "shortcut" weiii, go decifer it! muahahhaa

Its cantonese, plus a lil english, LoLLL

Goshh lately nth to post :(, no ilham, ahhaah enjoyy decifering this laaa, while i think of something :)