Niwayss today i'm gonna talk about Gardenia! well not really Gardenia.. but.... nvm.. just read on..
Soooo yeaa.. last Saturday, i joined muh frens, hu was from Rotaract Pudu, hu organised a trip, a trip to Gardenia Factory, to c how ppl make bread... Soo when we're in, were greeted by this lady from Gardenia.. whom i forget the name, so we shall call her "the-lady-whom-i-forget-the-name".
So following the standard procedure, the-lady-whom-i-forget-the-name, brought us in the building, into the room, and show us a video about how they make bread, the history of bread, and bla bla bla, u noe the story... it was ok though, i would not say it was boring, i did learn quite some stuff,
then of course, she brought us into the factory lor, the interesting part comes from here. The end of the video clearly state, PLZ DO NOT CROSS THE YELLOW LINE. Before we go in da place also the-lady-whom-i-forget-the-name, clearly state that, PLZ DO NOT CROSS THE YELLOW LINE
not picture of Gardenia
So when we masuk da place.. IMMEDIATELY and IMMEDIATELY, most ppl went blind... fuck it. where got yellow line... this factory is so awesome, that i must eat more bread. Yeap, u guessed it rite.. most of them crossed the yellow line. Well i wont say its harmful to cross the yellow line, and YES rules are meant to be broken, but this rule so hard to follow mer? @.@ ok sorry... its really hard... i tried so hard that i sweat until muh pants are wet, to keep muhself away from the yellow line....
owh nono, the interesting part is yet to come, when we enter back the room and ask questions. Two human stole the show, i dono thier name, and i don think i nid to noe their name so we shall just call them "Mr-hu-wants-to-open-a-bread-shop & Ms-who-loves-addictive-chemicals"
So yeaa, Mr-hu-wants-to-open-a-bread-shop went on to ask a question which he nid to noe to open a bread shop... "Wats ur profit margin?" of course the-lady-whom-i-forget-the-name, avoid answering his question, bcuz its kinda like corporate stuff? and if u wanna find out, find urself? she clearly said NO, he went on and ask "errrr, can gimme rough estimation?"
WTF~ i tell u rough estimation might as well tell u the answer rite? say i open a burger shop and muh profit margin is 87.65675685665%, so i tell u rough estimation 87%? gosh... dumb.
then Ms-who-loves-addictive-chemicals, went on to steal the show by asking, "do u put addictive in ur breads?" okayyy, so we put cocaine in the bread, so u will fucking get addicted and eat bread like how u drink coke? okok, maybe the question is good to noe, i'm just thinking too much rite? the answer is NO btw. she clearly said NO. okok sorry sorry, move on
Mr-hu-wants-to-open-a-bread-shop just would not let her steal the show, so he went on and ask something like "is there any secret recipe to ur bread?"
.......... really? u gonna tell me? Thank you!!!!!
well the winner obviously goes to Ms-who-loves-addictive-chemicals who finish him with "do u put animal containment in ur bread?"
Animal containment?!?!?! WAT THE FUCK IS ANIMAL CONTAINMENT? u mean like, i put pork in the bread, so it taste like meat, so its nicer to eat, so i will eat more?
obviously the-lady-whom-i-forget-the-name also did not understand her, and ask, "wat do u mean by animal containment"
Ms-who-loves-addictive-chemicals went on to say "well stuff like chemicals? addictive?"
YAHHH din she already told u that THEY DON PUT ADDICTIVE IN THEIR BREAD? WHY ARE U ASKING AGAIN !?!?!?!?!!
niways yeaaa.. i greatly suspect that she is VERY VERY addicted to Gardenia breads, that she have to consume 1 every minute, that no1 understand why, and therefore, she is finding the reason why.
Yeap, i got it, sorry muh fault.
niways , Garnedia gave me FREE BREADS! i shall go consume now, bubbyez!
