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Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Upgrades

I'm here today... to talk a bout upgrades~:)

u see, lets talk a bout windows 1st, till date, if i'm not wronggg, the most updated windows is windows 7 rite??? and i bet a lot of u wanna use it? am i right? and without a doubt, ALL of us is at least using windows XP, which is 2 version older than 7? rite? ok coool :)

lets go to cars, street racers, sayyy they buy a wateva car, anddd they wanna win da races, they nid to tune/upgrade thier car, TO fit the particular street and win da race rite? am i right? don tell me the show "initial D" the 86 is TOTALLY not upgraded rite? i mean it might not be real? but muh main point is, upgrading is important rite? agree with me so far??

lets go to point 3, u noe games? u got version 1.00, till dono wat version rite? reason? its to upgrade so it has less bugs, and u can enjoyy the game fully ritee? still with me so far?? good good

next, ur EDUCATION, from primary, u wanna upgrade to high school, then college, then Degree, then Masters and bla bla bla, RITE? unless of course, u;re not capable of handling it la, but if u can, u sure will go for this upgrade RITEE???

Television! from the old box of crap, its upgraded into now a beautiful LCD!

Video Games! from Ps to ps3! x box to xbox 360! now got Project Natal *check this thing out weii its extremly cool*

Maps, u don wan to be lost in Selat Melaka rite??

u see, in life, u have to upgrade urself, almost NO matter in wat situation. either its urself or the things u use, upgrading cannot be escaped!

THEN WAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH UPGRADING URSELF WITH PLASTIC SURGERY?

i mean seriously, its just similar~ unless of course, u r doing plastic surgery to make urself look like Brad Pitt laaa, if not, u're just upgrading ur OWN face, which wasnt so perfect, to make it more perfect, wats WRONG?

No money? then u can buy Car? not exp?

Not natural? then u don study laaa, last time ppl naturally din study werttt?

wat else u wan?

NOW wait wait wait, i bet few of u all, or most of u all dat do not like plastic surgeries is damm dulan now, and wan to click muh post as lame rite???? GO AHEAD LA, go be in ur own denial world :) doesnt matter to me :p (bet most of u are msians dat failed to globalised urself, ur dearest Megan Fox is plastic too k?)

if you hate it so much JUST AVOID SURGERY AND STAY UGLY

sooo yeaaa, its just upgrading, JUST LIVE WITH IT.

edit: Someone argued, gadgets can be change, human live cannot, degree can restudying, surgery cannot redo.

Heyyy. muh point here is the "upgrade", u wanna UPGRADE rite? whether u can replace, or redo it, its just personal risk aversion, its risky to take a BIG plastic surgery. hu ask u to be greedy? i'm not comparing human with machines, i am comparing the upgrades point.

ANDDDD moreover, doing a plastic surgery is THEIR choice, u don like it, u don upgrade urself with this method, DOESNT mean that u have to hate them rite? if u hate the surgery, then ok, u don do it :)

its just like muh fren is studying law, and i don like it, HEYY, whyy u study law, stupid course, f**k u, go die! don make sense rite? its HER choice, not MINE. So wat am i trying to compare here is.... the "upgrades", not other fundamentals, and also trying to ask u ppl to be disciplined and don hate on other ppl's choice of upgrades.

I mean u can't really compare things that is diff and make it exactly same, wat i trying to point out is dat, THERE IS NTH WRONG WITH PLASTIC SURGERY, ITS A PERSONAL DECISION, AND U SLD RESPECT OTHERS DECISION.

ps: i don hate law course, just an exampleeeee :)

wat i am trying to point out here, is like muh frens example:
i ask him, why 2 1gb ram is better than 1 2gb ram?
he answered, its like a highway, 2 roads is better than 1 rite? eventhough the road smaller?

wat he comparing is, how the ram works

so if u were to say, u cannot compare this? is comapring human vs machines, it means in muh fren example, u would be argueing, heyyy, muh RAM don move like cars? get wat i mean? don mean to be offensive, but yeaaaa :)

PS PS PS: i would like to thank muh fren Begonia Ponsit, for helping me fix da post, as it was misleading earlier, Thank you

Monday, January 25, 2010

Cassain Restaurant!

Woohoooo new restaurant in ss15!!!! so bored with those few old one ritee???

This restaurant is located in da same row with uncle seng, just walk a few steps down, something green color, look super cool and nice, ah hah! u got it! Cassain!

Soooo, its new rite, sit also more comfy laaa, menu looks new and coool, and this paritcular food really attract muh fren, Dry sauce Spaghetti with Prawns, RM8.50, pretty worth it rite? spagehtti at 8.50, sommore got prawn, for me its pretty worth it lorrr.

so muh fren ordered dat, and when da food come, damm excited laaa, tot this super nice restaurant look lidet, gonna have super expensive food rite??? but 8.50 worr! cool man



Wahhh lauuu look also super tempting weii, i wan order also!!

when the food come......
WHATTT??? HOW ON EARTH IS THIS SPAGHETTI? Chin cha!!!!

this is like the kolo mee i see everyday in hawker stalls which sells for 4.50?

WTF? this restaurant punya cook and boss ok ar? can they f**king differentiate a KOLO MEE and SPAGHETTI ar?

MCH, the tatse f**king diff k? personally, spaghetti is like one of muh FAV type of noodle, and this Kolo mee is one of muh MOST DISLIKED noodle k?

Goshhh 8.50 sommore? i tell u the cook, have to go back to primary school, and learn how to difftiate noodles, WAIT, they don do it in primary school, i mean tadika.... and the dumb boss, if he noe they are doin this, then they nid to send him to jail for fraud, or if he dono how to differentiate the noodles, he nid to go mental hospital for check up, i mean CHIN CHA????

Spaghetti and kolo mee is like so freaking common k? its not like, u are offering a type of mee called "Spagelicious" dat no1 on earth seen it b4 or something?

Goshhhhh, to add injury to injury, they freaking sell nasi lemak for 5.50, WITHOUT CHICKEN, PLAIN FREAKING NASI LEMAK FIVE FIFTY. Ok fine! i expect this to be good....

GOSHHH waT? its so freaking spicy and totally no tatse to it! fuck now i nid a drinkk

how much is plain water? RM1???? Go die plz

Sunday, January 24, 2010

Legion, Angels or Zombies?

Spoiler ahead, if u plan to watch this movie, then i advise u to not read this post until u r done watching, personal advise, its watchable.



Well when i watched the preview, it looks pretty coooooooool, so yeahh, wnated to watch it, then fren call me to watch it on Friday. Then so ngam Futsal with other frens also delayed to friday =.=., So had to rush from Cinema to Futsal

Niiwayyysss back to main topic, so basically, this show is about, God, losing faith in humans, i mean duhhh?? Human's greed, lack of love, racism problem (HALO?). But then ritee, i hope God don punish me for this, u make the "other" type of people, behave like this, HOW R WE SUPPOSE TO TOLERATE? HALO? they even tembak thier own kind ler (african cup). Niwayssss back to the showww, sooo God lost faith in human, and activated "project extermination". He send this Micheal guy to kill them looooo, but this Micheal have been watching the human very long, yesss they misbehave, butttt this particular guyy, i...... forget his nameeee (damm he's suppose to be the main character =.=). but yeaa, this "main character" showed love to his lost fatherrrr, showed love to this girl, which is pregnant and NOT his own child. sooo, Micheal still HAVE faith in human, disobeying God, came down to human world himself, CUT his angel wings, to protect the humans, esspecially this "main character".

So this main character live in the outskirt of a dessert, with his father, the pregnant girl, his father's fren. On dat day 1 family's car broke down, and end up stucked there, family consist parents and a daughter name Audrey, WOOOHOOO HOT STUFF~!~! Then another lost guy, came into the place to get some stuff. so total human ....... goshh u count la

then sudd came this old ladyyy, ordered a RAW steak, and start toking weird stuff, the family punya father dulan her, walk near her ni, BOOM! kena bite in da neck! wooohoooo, then this woman started climbing like spiderman and all laaa, the looks totally like a zombieeee, if u play l4d, hunter to be more specific~ so they had to kill it laaa, duh?

ok this post is getting boring, fast forward!

Sooo the Angel, now human, came finally, with a lot weapons, warning them, more of those stuff like the old lady will come. sooo according to him, these humans are possesed by angels, DAMMM i tot Angelsss were sent from heaven, DAMM FUGLY WEIIIIII, Sommore riteeee, u noe girls with name, Angel, Angelyn, Angelina, got da Angel word one laaaa, 95% pretty one lerrrr, stupid show, spoil muh impression on Angels =.=

so niways thanks to the help of Micheal, they are able to defend the batch of Angels that come and attack them. sooo God cannot tahan adi, send Gabriel, Micheal's best fren to come do the job, Of course, the humans in da shop 1 by 1 die, the father kena gigit, die, the lost man, die fell to a trap, Audrey almost die! damm!!! luckily Micheal save herrr

So after the baby was borned, the angels all stop moving d, God knows whyy, the baby suppose to be the hope of mankind. SO Micheal ask Main charatcer, his gf, and AUdrey (the final 3 suriviors!!! to run!) while he "ta kao", with gabriel, so he no angel wings d, kena tapau teruk laaa. then Gabirel kill him "say he chose to die like a human"

then Gabriel went on to chase this 3 survivors, fly masuk the car, so they no choice but to speed and jam break and send Gabriel flying out of the car............ wat for? he already got wings ler =.=

so thier car crash and went terbalik, ANDDD DAMMMMMMMMM MUH POOOOR AUDREY DIE!!!! stupid show

soooo just when Gabirel wanted to kill the main character

Guess hu's back~ Micheal!!! wohooooo, with wings sommore!!! yayy! he tapau gabriel and save the day!!~~ Gabriel in disbelief, why Micheal can survive, well cuz he gave God wat He need, and Gabriel only gave God wat He asked.

Sooo it sounds like God forgive human d rite? but end of the show, they still show the couples, holding on guns, preparing for war? don un la this show, most stupid part is, LET AUDREY SURVIVE LA!~!~ damm

Sunday, January 17, 2010

Why girls shop longer than guys?

have u ever wondered why??? well muh fren read this article about why female actually shop longer than guys, and WHY guys sometimes shop longer than other guys (2nd part, self theory)

Sooo, if u looks at girls, when they shop, they pick this pick dat, pick pick pick, till u wan to faint d, in the end they go back to the 1st shop... =.=

Guys target the things they wan buy d, the shop the particular item, masuk, pay, go back

soo, why it is lidet????

it brings u back to the oldern times, when men and women 1st exist

























Last time, to live on, men hunts. They noe their prey, and wat to hunt, so if they go out, take the bow, aim shot, deal! exactly like how u go into a shop, take pay then Deal!

for women, they have to pick herbs, fruits, and have to noe which is not poisoned, therefore, it is important for them to pick the "right" stuff. U don wanna look "poisoned" and scare guys away don u? but still the seafood are now picking "poisons", i dono wat influence them to start picking "poisons" though...

Ok for the guys that shop longer than other guys, these could be the few guys that are noob in hunting last time, ppl take 1-2 arrows to hunt an animal, they take 10-20, therefore, it takes longer time for them to hunt aka shop longer, no offence thoughhh, just a theory :), cuz nowadays even guys are hunting "poisoned" animals, soo, i think the jungle now is having more animal, therefore hard for us to hunt, unless we go for the simple choices. etc :chicken, deer

Thursday, January 14, 2010

Boys like Girls, Poor Fellows

Ok, lets take a few song alrite?
Hu is the singer of Umbrella? Rihanna



















Hu is the singer of Apologize? One Republic



















Hu is the singer of Just Dance? Lady Gaga




















U see there is similarity in this 3 songs and many more, just taking 3 as example, people forget about the other singer that is FEATURED in da song!!!

Ok now, hu is the singer of "Two is better than one"? Taylor Swift is ur answer? is this the final answer??? then.. u r.......

Poor Boys like Girls, no1 knows u guys, i do :)

Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Additional to Taylor's Taylor's

*READ previous post 1st!*

welll, u noe chap fan in colleges are super cheap rite? take MEtro for example, Metro students hardly need to go out and eat u noe? thier chap fan's price is like the chap fan in the market, CHEAPEST IN TOWN.

Good news for Taylor's student, last time we no chap fan, NOW, in new campus, YES THEY PROVIDE CHAP FAN, YESSSSS, u can now eat chap fan in taylors! no nid walk so far!!! wait... wat did u say? stop insulting taylors can o not? they damm good adi k? got chap fan and all? 3 dishes 6.50? WAT???? SIX FIFTY???? ....................... u take Beef, Mutton and chicken issit???? reasonable laaa, WAT? 2 Vege 1 Egg? Oh my Tiannn........ (Choo cited in Ponsit 2010)

Monday, January 11, 2010

Taylor's Taylor's

Well, inside taylors, i cannot say anything much la haaa, but outsidee, hmmmmmm u c la, i very honest one, got good and bad la k? haha *this haha sounds fake :p*


Well Lakeside Campus, sounds cool hor? i went few times already, quite impressive i have to say, it does LOOK nice, the really nice green environment, a nice lake in da middle of no where but looks can be deceiving rite?? ahhaha, and yeap, IT IS deceiving. well they are trying to give his new style of tropical campus loook, everything is outdooor, environmental frendlyyy, wats bad about dat? yooohooo, this is msia laaa, if outdoor means HOTT LAAA. i tell u, if u walk too much around da big campus, u end up sweating like maddd, which i nvr experience b4 in TBS. Sooo, u might have to smell some ppl's sweat all day long :) Enjoyyyy, i am not facing dat! ahha

then wait, Main campus? and Lakeside campus is seperated? WHYYYY??? i mean its both taylors ritee??? how if i wanna go here and there? owhhhhh don worry, taylors take care of this problem very well, they provide BUS for u to travel campus to campus, going almost every hour! sounds coool? BUT BUT BUT BUT!!! they are providing it for free! ehhh if its free, then why u say BUT so many times? cuzzz its only free for 1 month, great job la taylors, u are lovelyly Kiam Siap.

Ok next, perhaps the most important thing to students, this could decide ur sleeping time, which can lead to being late to class, and even can relate to ur health! PARKING!!!, u c, if u wanna find parking, u might have to wake up super duper early, bcuz u don wanna be late for class, but u have to sacrifice ur sleep time :(, thennnn even sacrificing ur sleep time, u MIGHT not find parking! which eventually caused u to be late for class, am i rite so far? yes i am, soo why does it affect ur health then? sleep less, means less energy means HEYY U MIGHT SLEEP IN CLASS, affects health AND education!!!

know how important ur parking is? definitely, sooo yeahh, good news, Taylors providing free parking!!! for students! 1st come 1st serve basis! wooohooo damm shiok rittee? why taylors so good one? lovely betul laaaaa, muaaaaaa......... waittt... wat??? u said parking sticker got diff color? whyyy? care wat color la!! got sticker can d!!! wat??? greeeen sticker park where??? sorry i din hear properly? TCPJ? WAT? dats so FAR away from campus! OMONA!!!!! wats the point of giving parking theree??? drive and no drive got wat DIFF? wait wait let me check muh sticker k? Red color worr? yes! u're screwed! i am not! muahahhaha.... Taylorss i still love u laaa, *hu.... wat again? STOPP i don wan hear d, i noe u jealous i got parking k? Shut up!!! WAT... okok since u said, don stop halfway potonggg, Taylors giving out 600 stickers? and they only provide 250 lots? OMG!!!! I AM OFFICIALLY SCREWED, I STILL CANNOT SLEEP!! NO!!!!

edit: Now they are letting green stickers in, which meanss??? more ppl fighting for car park? Great!

Taylors!!! are u telling me i paid SOOO MUCHHH, just to be treated lidet???? :'(

Nvmmm laaa, i bet with such bigggg campus! non acedemic activities is gonna be great rite???
WAT??? ECA CENTER NOT FIXED YET? ...............

Thursday, January 7, 2010

Two is better than one?

Boys like girls with Taylor Swift, i noe this song its suppose to be so romanticcccc, soo niceeee, make u meltttt, u noe?? yeahhhh, at 1st i dint noe bout da song, but been listening to it here and there, and i'm like wow, this song its pretty good, then i hear muh cousin listening to it, so i asked him, wat song is dat ar? "two is better than one"


i was like? WAT? 2 gf better than one ar??? then he replied, nonono, two as in a couple is better than one... ohhhhh, but actually u look at the lyrics arrr, it means "2gf is better than one" trust me :)

*maybe its trueeeeeee, i can't live with u(so she's gone)
*maybe twooooo, its better than one (if got 2 u left d, i wont be so hurt)
*there so much timeeee, to figure out the rest of muh life (still got time to think 2 gf or 1 gf better)
*and u already got me coming undone (left me adi)
*so i'm thinking 2 (gf) is better than 1

Perfect!! :) , only good brains can interpret the real meaning of this ^^

ps: don blame me, the girl i like previously teach me one, she was asking me to have other options, next thing i noe, she's gone, blame her, :p

Singapore

Went spore last year around June, with June.

Was pretty much enjoyable and a great experience, lets talk bout transportation 1st ok? u see, Malaysia always this jam problem, that jam problem, until i dono wanna work where u noe... in Spore, their toll is damm exp dat u wont wanna drive, BUT BUT BUT, they compensate it with wonderful public transportation. its so damm efficient and comfortable. Msia? Jam nvm, public transporation, not efficient langsung.....

Safety?? u can walk urself in da street at wateva time, like seriously WATEVA time, nth will happen unless u r the unluckiest person in singapore.

well make things short, we find it enjoyable and are planning to go again!! wooohoooo

owh yea there is 1 thing i find Malaysia is better though... crossing roads =.=

Monday, January 4, 2010

Safety of the "country"

u noe, this issues worries me a lot, and i bet A LOT of u people out there. why not? i bet u don wanna die walking to a mamak stall to have a YC session, or walking out to grab some hse supplies rite??

I was told that 10 years ago, u can open ur gate and NO ONE is gonna freaking disturb u, u can dress like the richest lady in the world, and ppl are going to look at u as admiration or thinks that u a freaking cocky, WITHOUT the intention of robbing ur whole body, yeahh by whole body means, u noe?

Securities ppl hardly even can profit those time lor i think, hu the hell nids it?

Now? u try and wear like the richest lady in the world la, they rob ur everything!, money clothes, lingerie, and even ur virginity, thats if u still have it. Handbag Snacthing, robbing from the back, from the front, robbing with tricks, like for eg, u cant be nice in the country.

i have this fren, was so nice, dat this THIEF, ask him to borrowed his fon, he say he is lost, and its a real emergency as he nid to send something to his boss, out in a unfamiliar area. At 1st fren refused, but kept bugging him till he gave up, so he passed him da fon, after talking a while, *POP* the THIEF jumps on a bike, and bye!!!! owh btw the thief is indian, not being racist here, just a piece of information.

well dats just mini case, u even have fake telekom man, and muh fren told me, THEY ARE EVEN BETTER IN MSIA NOW, they got master key for car lerr!! unlock almost any car they wan! WOOOHOO dammmm on! yeahh man, thats the Country now... but heyyyy wats the gov doing about it? errrrrrr maybe got la, i don read much bout politics though, Mian Hae!

Soooo yeaa, thats the country now, imagine 10 more years, wats gonna happen???? if now, u wear decently and looked rich, and u got robbed, 10 years later, u wear like an ah pek also they rob u, CONFIRM! no nid 10 la, i think now also ah peks kena rob d? no?

they no longer nid master key also, ur car automatically will drive to their place, wait, the country cant be DAT advance rite??? errrr dono man, something lidet la ha. use own imagination, i've guide u enuf.

I mean seriously, at this rate, the country is gonna be a living hell, don u guys think so? Walking in da streets will risk ur life, crowded places, they wont pickpocket u anymore, they will CUT ur pocket and no1 is gonna help u, CHIN CHA! Fake telekom men wont exist adi, u will have direct thief asking u to open the door, or they will burn ur hse?

niways thats muh opinion bout the country's safety, u can don agree bout it, but yeaa watch it by urself k?

Sunday, January 3, 2010

Alvin and the "Chipet"

*spoilers ahead, but actually don't bother watching the show"














Well well, chipmunk fans, i honestly gonna tell u, it requires u to be "musically deaf to enjoy this show"

u might like them, cute and alllll, but halo? u can make dat sound urself ok? sing in falcetto, record it, put in ur pc, and make it 4 keys higher, there u go chipmunks, now everyone's a chipmunk :)

but heyyyy, i am suppose to watch this show, assuming there is REAL chipmunks hu can sing lidet rite?? okok got it.... sorry, muh fault :(

Well, u c, from the start of the show, this Alvin was dammm freaking annoyingggggg, like OMG? Simon and THeodore is ok, no issues, but damm dat Alvin@#%$@%^, watch it if u wanna noe, but i advise u don, AGAIN

the 1st one was much better like, they focus on singing, got so many songs, more focus on the music, and the high voices of Justin Long and Jesse McCartney.. yeaaaa

This one is real nonsense? wat sense does it make, to send chipmunks to school? with high school kids? I don even remember a song dat the chipmunks sang, the chipet got la, sing beyonce's all the single ladies, the previous one, more entertaining with music k?

u noe wats the wrose part? this is the musically deaf part, CHipmunks and chipets, WON CHARICE? WTFFF? CHARICE!!!! FYI u noe hu is CHARICE? no u don? she is a singer that was honoured to SING WITH CELINE DION OK? and u think the chipmunks are better? ermmmmmm, ok if u say so, sorry lorrr, i lose lorr :(

i mean seriously, wan to hire, hire some artist dat have no vocal skills la, like those hu like to use t-pain effect, orrrrr lip sync? CHARICE OK???

they even like tried to copy high school musical a bit, Troy Bolton, greed for success forget frens, yeaahhh pretty much the same happen to Alvin..... boring.....

Sooo, if u watching this, expecting for more musics, u r wrong, they hardly sang..., u wan story? the story is nonsense, like "dot dot dot dot dot", wat else u wan? cute chipmunks, yeaaa u got dat part, but only dat part....

Yj's rating? at 1st i tot of giving 5, after the CHarice part, probably 3? 2? mulla

Owh yeaaa, sommore ritee, normally u watch a movie, even they are showing credits ppl still like sitting down and hoping for more ritee? this show? when they finish the last song, ppl already start leaving, don even care about the ending and all, good jobbbb i wanted to leave like them, but cousins enjoying it :(

So yeaa, unless u r a HARDCORE chipmunk fan like muh cousin is..... Goshhh don even watch it

owh btw! the only reason i watched it bcuz its freee, u noe? FREE?, u ask me to pay rm12? i rather watch Avatar 4th time, chin cha!

ps: u noe wat chipet means in hakka? it means pussy, suits da show :)

Saturday, January 2, 2010

New BLog New Post

Hi everyone, long time no blog, like the title, new blog new post, lets start with our favourite country's car alrite? wait..... will i get arrested like Namewee if i talk bad things bout it? damm..... sommore blog got muh name?

u noe this proton saga SE, which is suppose to be damm cool because they copied a back of a mercedes? bet they are expecting comments like, woow, this car is pretty cool, it got a back of a mercedes weiii, i'm like driving a mercedes! wooooohoooooooooo, is this the way u think? not for me, lets take a look at the pictures alrite?


There, take a look, i dono if it is the direct model they copy, but yeaa, don u c the similarity? no? maybe wrong model, but yeaa, something lidet la, i think u readers are smart enuf to understand me, no? too bad then

Niways yeaaa, ok, now muh point of view to this car is...... HALO ITS SO MALAYSIAN, CETAK ROMPAK! oops, plz don arrest me, PLZZZ Pretty PLZZ?

Ignore the cetak rompak fact, lets assume that the Mercs, its ur dream girl/guy (depending on wateva u like). Damm pretty/handsome riteee????

now look at the SE, its a smaller version of it, WAIT SMALLER? u mean muh dream girl 44kg! now even smaller ar? WATTT?????? anorexic liau lorrrrrrr BU YAO! u go enjoy it la, proton saga SE for freee, not muh dream girl :)