World Cup 2010????

World Cup Fever, i bet a lot of u watch rite? even girls dat don watch football normally, also kena the fever and go watch... some even watch MORE match than me... @.@

Everyone's so excited bout world cup before this, 2010 World Cup year!!! Yayyyyyyy. but rite.. WHY ON EARTH FIFA MAKE A STUPID RULE, WORLD CUP MUST BE HELD IN DIFF CONTINENTS! Before World Cup there is this African Cup.. which some idiots in an African COuntry.. end up shooting those football playerssss WITH REAL GUN! AND 3 PPL DIE K???

Now South Africa.. luckily no1 shoottt. YETTTTTT.... i sked the winner of world cup will all kena *pam pam pam pam pam* :( they wont dare to shoot nowww... N Korea there ma.. u shoot and c.... whole country GONE!

Niways dat issue have long past... its ok fine.. we will watch football peacefully k?
WAIT..... wat the hell do u mean by peacefully???
No shooting maa.. peaceful lorrrrr....
UR HEAD LA PEACEFUL, THE MOMENT I WATCH THE FIRST WORLD CUP MATCH I FELT LIKE DYING K? i tot a swarm of Bees flew in muh hse and i was finding holes to hide!! when i finally found one.. went in and hide.. i look around.. no bees!!!! then muh cousin ask me.. wat the hell u doing? i said BEES!

He laughed and say TV laaa =.=... so embarassing @.@

Yeappp, u got it.. i talking bout the stupid horn sound those Africans blow in the world cup matches.... called Vuvuzelaaa. Dat thing is so damn annoying mannnn...it only have 1 damn note.. and dat damn note sounds like a out of tune note, where ur piano is tuned wrongly and sound like a bee flying around ur hse... now imagine 50000 ppl watching da match.. means 50000 bees.... @.@



I think that kinda explain why the hell the players not playing well at all. This is big contender for the most not entertaining world cup ever... and i understand... HOW THE HELL ARE U GONNA PLAY WELL, with 50000 Bees Buzzing AT U?

The atmosphere is so important lor.. as a player u wan to hear Cheers!, drums sound with beats!, or trumpet with diff notes dat make a football cheer

BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ....

U see the difference! Omg.... like cannot tahan man... BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZz

U all lucky muh blog cannot make the sound, i tell u, u will be annoyed reading this post with the Bee sound....

Niways now we nid watch the remainders of world cup, with the Out of tune note/ Bees in our hse!

Enjoy!

Cartooonss

DO u have frens that think Cartoons are for kids? well i do... frens that always go like "cartoon ar don wan laaa.. not ngam muh tatse" orrr "cartoon ar... i too big to watch d laaa.. for kids ni".



Well personally, if these ppl love movies..... i would say they are.. STUPIDDDDD... is stupid even the word to describe these ppl?? i don think so....

Owh yea.. and if u are muh fren or fan hu is reading this and fit in this category... and is getting emo now... go ahead and convert into a fats.. i don care e e e e e e

I mean seriously? hu gave u the mindset of cartoons are for children??? some cartoons are so complicated.. that even children wont understand it... hu gave u the mindset watching cartoon is not cool? Huever dat is... dat too is.... beyond infinity STUPID.

I mean seriously.. look at the cartoons that have been shown for the past few years.. Wall-e, Up, Princess and the Frog... Shrek.. Ice Age... i cant even think of a cartoon that is so baddddd dat i feel like vomitting.. like.. Al... *cough cough* and the Chi.... *cough*



Maybe u think one or two of those cartoon i listed is bad.. but i don think ALLL of them is bad rite? muh favs are Wall-e, Up and now a new one. which i will talk about later... just becuz u have a STUPID mindset.. u r going to give up such good movies? AND call urself a movie lover? Good Job.

Remember i talked bout Kick-Ass might just be the best of the year? i think i found a contender.... but this movie is good in a diff way.. its not as funny as Kick-Ass.. but this movie have its different assets... and the movie i'm talking bout is... TOY STORY TOY STORY TOY STORY... yess... Toy Story 3.



i saw muh fren crying, posting a msg in FB saying how good this movie is. so i went on and check reviews to c how good this movie is... damnnn.. in muh fav site.. it even got a 9.5/10... like 9.5???? i repeat... NINE POINT FIVEEEE... Immediately, i post a msg to muh cousins... to make a cousins outing and watch this movie... could have been good to watch with a gf though... but.... now... hu nid a bf like me.. plz apply at the chatbox in the side there.. thanks....

Just Jokinggggg

niways yeaa.. i went with muh cousins.. and watch this movie... since its a good movie.. u all now muh style. i will minimise muh spoilers for u all to enjoy this movie in the future.. if its a bad movie. i tell u every single thing.. to save ur 1 hours +, which u cant buy back... ok?

Soo toy story 3.. as u all noe, its about thier owner is going college already.. and don even touch his toys liauuu... so bcuz of that.. they went to a small kid center. with lots of kids and play with themm.. and all...

But every show has it villians. so yea.. even this have one.. and i tell u.. dat baby toy.. is so damn scary.. that i nearly pee on muh pants watching this movie.. its like a Comedy Horror mannnnn... i will not buy muh children a baby toyyyyyy NEVERRRR..... u will get wat i mean when u watch da show...

so niways.. bcuz of the villians.. the main toys of toy story.. which is a movie about toys.. attempt to bring thier toys gang to escape the toy house... back to thier owner, who loves toyss..

and this movie is good not just bcuz it have some funny part.. but also some sad and touching part.... and also some swt parts... as cartoons are cartoons.. there are still some predictability... unlike Kick Ass.... but its still good with diff assets as mentioned just now..

so to not spoil u further.. u sld go watch this movie urself! it's gonna be worth it... maybe even 3d. i heard ppl say its goood.. i'm just layzee to drive to 1u for it... so yeaaa.. WORTH IT!

and for muh frens or fans hu is wat i mentioned above.. i hope u change ur stupid mindset, and don turn into a fats.. like seriously.. u're missing alot movies.

Don act cool, u're not

LoL Football NOOOOOBS!

Sorry muh fans that is non football fans, but i advise u to read.. to realise.. how guys say they like football SOOO MUCHHH.. but they actually will be worse than u now.. after u read this post... trust me... muh blog's entertaining and informative... or else u wont be reading also rite? AHHAHAHA ^^

Welll World Cup Fever is everywhere now.. just in case u dono... and today... ermm.. i think yesterday as i post this... time is 12.15am.. so yesterdayyy was the 1st day of world cup.. playing the opening match.. featuring.. Mexico and South Africa!!!

So with World Cup Fever on the line.. betting fever is also on the line....! and i don bet big k? i main main with fren d... rm5-10... lose d anggap belanja fren lorr.. simple? be human don so kiam siap k? but for those "Smarties" that bet like Super big??? *i'm sorry if u r one, i just hope ppl don consume u?* They lose d suree emo ritee???

so lets talk bout today's match, Mexico is rank like top 20 if i'm not wrong... and South Africa is like... Top 86? sooo most likely Mexico will win... howeverrr.. South Africa is having home court advantage... therefore... there is a chance dat a home team will win too? On9 bets have settle this match is FAIR GAME.... means most likely it will be a draw... ok so far?

So the match started... and somewhere in the 1st half.. MEXICO SCORED!!! buttt the linemen and referee rule it out as Offside... simple language.. No Goal.. Even the Commentator agrees... (the fellow talk during the match so u're not so bored?)

So wat happen here? Offside occurs in 2 situations.... let me explain the normal situation... that everyone knows... well at least most ppl... is... when ur teammate (Pink) pass u the ball and u are standing in front of all ur opponent (Grey), U're caught offside.. something like foul? u cannot do it? un? don un u can c the pic.. go go



ok.. Situation 2 when ur teammate (pink) pass the ball to u and u r behind one of the opponent (Grey) BUT in front of the opponent's GOALKEEPER. U TOO is caught offside... Edit: This is because the rule state "A player is in an offside position if he is in his opponents' half of the field and is nearer to his opponents' goal line than both the ball and the next to last opponent." so it doesnt matter if the last is keeper or def, its still OFFSIDE. get it? no? take a look at pic.



Sooo what happen in da match wass... Situation 2 happened.. and those Noobs, obviously have no knowledge about this .. and start complaining and scolding the ref in FB.. wat i can say is.. i can only LAUGHHH.. As they do not noe about the keeper being behind, and they saw the opponent is in front.. they tot is was LEGAL... but Sorry guyss... its quite embarrassing if u watch football SO LONG and don even noe much about it.. i mean seriously? i only watched football for 8 years? for a 22 year old like me.. its quite little liau.

So they went like.. "As expected the Ref is paid supporting home team".. i was like.. Got mer?? think think think.. small incidents ni ma.. always happen one laaa.. not big matters.. then i scroll down more, another one went like "FUCK THE REF, ITS A GOAL, HOW IS DAT NOT A GOAL"

then i was like.. OOooo.. dat incident... @.@

Seriously ppl.. Noe the rule b4 u freaking embarrassed urself

They must have placed bet on Mexico, and got really frus bcuz of this... tahts y i say, don bet like a "smartiessssss"

I even try to explain to one of them, but he refuse to listen in shame.

Wat a shame.

the "N" word.

The N word to describe ppl in black skin?

i used to think that this is just a word to call them man... like how we call those white skins caucasian? we would call the black skins N.

Fortunately, before i call any one of them N.. muh fren told me that the N word is actually offensive to them?

Luckily i din go like.. Yo Negroooo.. wats ur name man? then BOOM, Eye bengkak.. wats the matter man negro? why the fuck did u fucking punch me man? BOOM again... 2 eyes bengkak d.. then go "fuck it.. i knew negros are like this" KRAK

E NO E NO E NO

and i don understand lor..

bcuzzz if we don call u N, then wat we call u?? blacks?? isnt dat like more offensive???

lets take an example, Hey u, the black man over there.. yeah not the black shirt one.. that black skin guy... yeah black..

compare with.. hey u, the white man over theree.. yeah not the white shirt in black skin... the white skin one...

u see? both sentence.. the offensive part is the "black"?

then maybe u call them africans, but to me african does not make sense, wat if the fellow came from England? or US? just because they are black, then it makes them African?? then maybe u argue... thier ancestors are african.. fine... then South American also have blacks rite? also ancestor? wahh African fly so many place last time ar? then those white in Africa how? cannot be called Africans? cuz they are white?

:s

Health Bangle/Amulet/wateva shit?

Have u ever heard of this product??? where apparently, once u wear adi, u become stronger, can stretch better, and balance better?

i layzee to search for it.. as the looks of it makes me disgusted? soo niways, whether or not u heard of it.. or u gonna hear it in the future... take a gooooood read at this..

These products are usually done by MLM ppl.. Multi Level Marketing.. dats 1 bad thing already.. as these ppl very FAN.. Most of the only c $$ in thier life. and nth else.. i said MOST. but MLM is ok... wats worse is thier PRODUCT...

they will come to u... heyy, heard of this? once u wear it.. u will "blablabla" as mentioned above.. so they give u a test... they gonna ask u to strecth urself.. and point a limit.. then they ask u to wear dat thing... and stretch again... IF u are able to strech further... it only explain scientifically, u warmed up in the 1st time.. so 2nd time u can stretch more and do better... for them? Its their stupid thing improved u... if u din strectch better, like for me in muh case?? the fellow pull me abit, to make me strectch better, only to have muh muscle injured righttt after... GJ?yess Good job.

Another test.. balancing.. they press u down when u are not wearing the thing, then they ask u to wear the thing.. nowww. apparently, they "use" more strength and still cannot push u down? obviouslyyyyy, he use LESS strength and ACT like he use more.. just to deceive u la.. i tested it with muh cousin... NO EFFECT... it only look as if we did better, bcuz after the 1st few time, WITHOUT the thing, it kinda warm our body up to do better after u wear dat damn thing.

wats worse about this thing is dat... it destroys families.. SERIOUS.. i not bullshitting.. muh relationship with muh grandma have depreciated a lot, thanks to this shit product... why??? cuz muh grandma is obsessively obsessed with this thing... (which make me believe dat this thing is CURSED) and force me to wear... while i refuse (fearing dat any curse or negative effect will happen to me when i remove it). threfore making her Emo, and say i don treat her like a grandma

Sooo since u all like to forward email SOO MUCHH.. i would really appreciate it if u help me spread da news dat.. these SHIT PRODUCTS... DESTROYS FAMILIES!

Thanks!

Owh btw if i got real sick after this post... it officially show dat this thing is actually CURSED.. even if u're not wearing it, and u're just near it!

Watch out peeps!

"Honourable" Fans

Yesterdayyyy or few days ago, Ms Kim Tae Yeon, leader of SNSD went to Spore for a private holiday trip with her family. As it was a private trip, she dress low profile, and shades, u noe? like how u watch in tv the celebrities hide themselves when go out pakto? and therefore, no bodyguards are with her.

Soooo obviously some fans are bound to recognise her, and keep on taking her picture... soooo they say TaeYeon demanded the fans to not take her picture in a frustrated toneee.. alsooo, she kena stalk by soooo many fans almost everywhere she go. It is also said dat 2 crazy fans grabbed her Hair and Hand... Luckily is hair and hand k? any other parts...... u both are dead... no nid me chut sau.. other fans will do it... thanksss.

this cause some other "honourable" fans to say.. Heyyy why cant u all give Tae Yeon some privacy? as mentioned from a page "Some fans had also reprimanded the others, saying that ‘’Tae Yeon is here for a holiday, and we should respect her privacy, as well as care about her feelings…. Please do not harass her, and if you see her please do not follow her and take photos’’.

woooow, so honourable hor these fans? OF COURSE LA! cuz u all is not there to meet her laaaa of course u say this laaaa... u think if these fans saw TaeYeon RIGHT IN FRONT OF THEM for a private holiday... they will just, owh its taeyeon.. lets not kacau her... U REALLY THINK SO MER?

Normal fan: OMG ITS KIM TAE YEONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
H. Fan: owh really? she look like she came here for private holiday lerrr
N. Fan: LEts go man, take some pic, and talk to her or something
H. Fan: ehhh don kacau laa.. ppl here for private holiday lerrr
N. Fan: *runs towards Ms Kim*
H. Fan: *stays put*

U REALLY THINK THIS SCENARIO WILL HAPPEN???? YES?

of course.. it only explains if u're not a fan :)

Hence, these H. Fans sld be called. Half Fans (Lee SJ 2010).

In muh opinion, these fans instead of ACTING honourable, they are just jealous that they cant meet miss Kim themselves... and make themselves the heroes, and others the villains..

for me, eventhough i'm not there to meet her.. i truly understand the fans dat saw her in Spore. And HEYYY, she herselves also understand the fans k? after she went back to Korea.. she stated dat she wasnt angry at the fans.. but was just frustrated that her family have to go thru all these with her.

Soo yeaa... don act yeng k? u're not

Random Call from Random Company

Today some random company, which i totally cannot hear wat he say bout the company name, and he say the company opening for the 1st time in Msia... dono wat company is dat, conclusion damn random stupid call.

Ask me go this event.. i forget where d... his company oepning event laaa. he say "no nid buy not promoting stuff", sounds fishy d. THEN U WAN TO NOE WAT MORE FISHY??

He sudd say, this is special for "us" chinese ppl... i am guessing, he can hear from muh slang, i sound chinese... but he so stupid dat.. IF he can hear muh slang is chinese.. i can ALSO hear dat his slang is MALAY.... and he dare to say US CHINESE PPL!

then he ask am i free to go? i say not sure... then he say bye bye...

i definitely think he is trying to find some old cina uncle.. dat dono anything, con them go the event, dono do wat shit laaa.. =.=