Tekken is in the Cinemas!!

Well, we have been playing this game a lot, especially watching people play in the arcade. and it looks kinda cool, especially the graphics are awesome now~

So wat about watching it with REAL LIFE HUMANS?

Been listening to muh frens toking bout this movie they went l
A:"Tekken is coming out man"
B: "Taken? old show laaa.."
A:"Tek-Ken, not Take-Ken"
B:"U mean the game ar?"

LoL. i bet a lot of u met this situation~

Hope it'd be great and hope i get to watch it earlier compare to u guys as NuffNang is giving out free tickets again!!!

Well, one of muh reason watching this movie will be hot chicks making hot kicks~ so definitely muh favourite Tekken character will be a Male!~~~ LoLLL

niways this is the male~


hahaha Just Joking~ its Nina Williams, as i said, hot chick making hot kicks~
90% of the guys will undoubtedly enjoy her making hot kicks~

Wellll.. i dono bout the 10% :/

the actress who will be taking this role is Jon Foo!!!!!!


She is so hot man~~!~! ehhhh ooops.. wrong picture, sorry, is this one


Candice Hillebrand man~~ now u wan to watch? i greatly think so~ ahhahah

Niways as they are not famous actor, i will not be expecting great acting from them, just some nice actions will do :)

Wish me Luck!

Concerts~

Hardly been to concerts~ don even remember the last time i go for a concert.. or did i ever go??? well i don think so until this year where i went muh 1st concert... and muh concert virginity is given to BEAST a korean boyband.


Well i dint actually plan to go this Concert.. or actually they call it showcase.. but muh fren suddenly call me and asked if i wanted to go... so i say.. why not? warm up la.. b4 go for snsd's one :)

So it was KL (nightmare place), a place called KL Live... wat a name.. KL Live in KL @.@, Upon reaching, we saw like.. SOOOO MANY PPL LINE UP.. GILA.. decides not to join the line... after all we not so gila bout Beast also... just go for fun ni.

And Malaysians are ALWAYS Malaysians... even in the lines.. the show not yet even started.... the also push like mad d... so those ppl went early one, damn cham... kena push by ppl from back until cannot breath.. and FAINT! Awesome.... u guys are just awesome!

So me and muh fren are like planning to give up... cuz no point pushing with those Malaysians.. we wanted to try a back doorway... but faileddd.. loool... so end of the day, we wait at a side where VIP tics ppl can masuk...

The event was such a big failure that, they say start at 7pm, and fail to let ppl in by 830pm... NOT FAIL TO START, FAIL TO LET PPL IN BY 830, Such a big fail event company, to cover thier failness, they put behind their tics (the event is allowed to be reschedule without prior notice). PHAIL!

soooo after waiting so long... fans sure cannot tahan d... suddenly those passbyer near the VIP lane, provoke those fans, they shouted "GOGOGGO" and all the fans dat wait SOOO MANY HOURS, cannot tahan and all ran in thru VIP lane! As we all noe the event company was a big phail, they phailed to stop these ppl, and all ran in WITHOUT Checking tics...

Not wasting the opportunity we too, rushed in with them, Looking like a desperate fans... LoL... niways, i actually got a VERY nice position to watch Beast..BUT, those ppl hu came in late cant tahan, and kept on pushing from the back.. Push push push till the Barricade also wan letup, till muh leg also wan to cramp, till i almost cannot breathe and understand why 62 PPL fainted thru out the event... was it 62? blahh i don care.. lets round it, 100!

so 100 ppl fainted in a mini showcase.. due to fans crazily pushing and being inconsiderate.. awesome?? totally awesome... wats worse was a fan dat was standing near me. the MC clearly announce to every to NOT push, or they wont start the event, or even cancel it... so DON PUSH... guess wat dat fans said rite after the MC said dat? he say a chance to go slightly more front and shouted "GO GO GO". i was thinking "WTF", and muh fren cant tahan shouted at him "GO wat? din u hear the MC say not to push?", the totally stone there for damn long b4 saying "she wanna go out la, i ask her go out" wat a LAME BLAME. btw not being racist... i bet u can guess the race. He's "korean"

niways to avoid fainting i gave up muh spot, and walk behind to a more comfy place to stand.. unfortunately, as soon as the thing start.. EVERYONE AND I MEAN EVERYONE RAISE THEIR CAMERA OR PHONE ANS START RECORDING.. WTF?!?!?!?

Can u guys be more considerate? got brains??? if u raise 1 cam, the fellow in front of u will also raise, and it goes on and on, in the end of the day, u're watching hu? NOT BEAST, u're watching hands with cameras... Use brain plz? i beg u

so i end up not being able to watch anything but listen to their singing, and watching cameras... and i'm average height, imagine ppl shorter than me.. watch wat? watch shit?

So niways.... after dat event, i immediately heard.. WONDER GIRLS IS COMING TO MSIA, WAT DA FAK, I TOT THE GOVERNMENT ALWAYS BAN FEMALE ARTIST? fortunately they did not! and i am going to watch the wondergirls! but the tickets was so ridiculous to win, that i tried SOOO hard.. only win 2 pathethic normal tics =.=.. will post about how hard to win it, after this sat.


so niways, i was so happy when i saw in the tickets "NO BAGS AND CAMERA ALLOWED" well i din really see it actually, lol, muh fren told me, soooo cons = no water, i might die...., pros = I NO NID WATCH CAMERAS AND HANDS! i hope.....

so yeaaa, m quite excited to watch the Wonder Girls this Saturday, wish me luck k? for getting a nice location and no1 blocking me from watching the girls!!!

and owh yea! among those famous line up of WG, Tokio Hotel and Katy Perry, they added a JunkFace.... owh i mean.. Punkface... sorry wat was it again? ahhhhh don bother, they added them into the line up and is like.. SO LOST? don get me wrong, i not anti-ing them, and just stating the fact. i tot they were good and was planning to quote them properly, but they were invited to perform in a mtv roadshow, which was free, and since ppl watch them in dat d, why still wan watch again in MTV WorldStage? if good nvm la.. u noe wat happen in da roadshow? I cant freaking hear the vocalist... Instruments was SOOO loud that it sounded EXACTLY like muh rejected band few years ago... CANNOT HEAR VOCALIST.

Good Job Bunkface.

Owh i remember now~

Stupidity~

I wonder how stupid a human can get, wat's more is a human with a Doctor's degree. Went for a mini Medical check up in a clinic, as most of u all noe, i don wear specs.. dats not bcuz muh eyes is perfect.. i just don like wearing one..

so when starting the check up.. the nurse ask me to pee on a plastic cup =.=... nvr tried dat b4... after the doctor does the normal procedure and all. and then ask me.. to test muh eye sight. then i really cant c those super small letters, and start to tel the fellow, i din bring muh specs, muh power is around 100, so u sld be able to estimate. Guess wat dat Doctor say? "Oh No, u nid to bring ur specs, or else i will have to write u're partially Blind..."

OMG~ is this doctor like partially Impaired in the brain??? Wat if i cant pee?? then wat? muh cock partially impaired? U SERIOUSLY STUPID AR? use common sense laaa... blind is like CANNOT c? i looking at blur visions, cuz i din wear specs, lidet call blind? wat if i din order a pair of specs, and just live with it? then i'm partially blind too? Nonsense

Niways this Dr name is Dr Datin Uma, from USJ Clinic Bandaran... sooooo if u can tahan her "smartness" go ahead and give her a visit.

then the same day, muh mum tell me about more stupid ppl dat exist. She went to gov tax depart, and they ask for muh father's files la.... but muh father files all kena bite by termites cuz muh father misplaced it.

BUT the officer did NOT believe and went like "don bullshit me, i heard b4 stories like
A) muh office was flooded the other day, so all the files was destroyed (office's in 2nd flooor) HOW STUPID R THE PPL IN THIS OFFICE? wan lie also lie better laaaa.
okayyy maybeee the toilet stucked, so flooded the office.... but halo??? files u put on the floor? wat cock brains make u put on the floor? or ur offcie toilet stucked.. dono how to call ppl fix it ar? okayyy...

B) Muh office on fire, only dat table was burnt =.=
unless u tell me that, u purposely burn dat table only... it make no sense....

Phail!

Fifa World Cup 2010~

It's 12th July and finally came to an end :(, whole Month din sleep properly for this world cup, now suddenly no more, like something suddenly missing in muh life?

Well it started as a boring World Cup, but slowly get on the pace... but still the most remarkable stuff in this world cup is NVR the football. This World Cup is made mainly for vuvuzelas, the tongue sucking commentator and the OCTOPUSSY!!!!!

The vuvuzelas is already mentioned in a previous post, so i shall not repeat the stupidity of it...

So... the tongue sucking commentator... i dono if u guys notice him, and i dono wat the hell fifa is doing.. cuz i notice he is DAMN annoying, since the Argentina vs South Korea match... YESSS he has been sucking his tongue since then... and thru out the tournament i still hear him sucking his tongue... GOshhhhhh... and end of the day.... to only find out.. HE IS COMENTATING THE FINALS... oooooi? u got no other better commentator ar? Muh fren's fren say he is sucking weed, so damn high d, simply talk rubbish in the finals.

Din u guys notice this monyet????

Then of course... no1 can miss out the famous OCTOPUSSY, Paul!


hu got 8/8 matches correct for this world cup, sending the Parrot from Singapore homeeeee. They both now have a wikipedia page, and i find it very stupid and some ppl are thinking Paul as a God now.. and NO IT IS NOT. Ask him to predict EVERY SINGLE MATCH in the next euro, if he get 80% correct, THEN U R GOOD. But u noe wat??? the keeper is announcing that Paul will retire.... to retain his 100% record... u c how fishy is dat?? and niways, he predicted 2 wrong matches in Euro 2008, and now the keeper say dat octopus wasn't him? why din he tell earlier?

Niways 8/64 matches, i will say the sample is too small, on a lucky streak, u urself also can get 8 in a row correct predictions rite? Exactly, and i get dat... i guess all 4 quarter finals matches correct.... and b4 the quarter finals start, i guessed the finalist to be Spain vs Holland, in an application to win Iphone. so dat makes muh next 2 matches prediction to be correct, and i guess 3rd place correctly, making 7 correct picks... wat now? i'm a Oracle too? (FYI: out of 1000+ ppl in dat application only 3 guessed Holland vs Spain). We 3 are Oracles too?

soo niwaysss, after the world cup, awards will be given out to the players. Just in case some of u dono, i will announce the winners in muh page! Source:Fifa.com

First Award: Fifa Fair Play Award : Spain
-awarded to the team with least yellow card... Spain did a great job in this.. getting their FIRST yellow card in the round of 16.... dats like awesome...

Best Young Player Award: Thomas Muller!
-Muh personal favourtie from the German, Young rising star only @ 20 and already married!


Golden Gloves Award: Iker Casillas.
-Prove to be one of the best keeper through out the tournament, though i would say Enyeama would be better with this award, if only he had stayed longer~


Golden Boot Award:
-Awarded to the top scorer of the tournament, and since 4 people scored 5 goals in this tournament, they decided to offer to the guy with most assist among these 4, he is again.... THOMAS MULLER!!!!!!!


Golden Ball Award:
-Awarded to the player with the best performance throughout the Competition. awarded to Diego Forlan for his great performance in the team, despite having not so strong teammates and still get 4th.
Decided to show u his muscles since he won the Golden Ball.

So thats it for this World Cup, though i did not like Spain winning, bcuz i feel they don deserve it. Well, cuz it seems like they got lucky every single match going 1-0 1-0 1-0 1-0 1-0 1-0 1-0 1-0 1-0, until so many times dat i lost count.. owhh too much?? BLAHHH, but don get me wrong, i do love Spain and those great players, i just feel they did not perform enuf to deserve the Cup.

So lets hope we get a better Euro 2012, before we die???? JUST JK!

It's so Fluffy i'm gonna DIEEEEE

If u all been reading muh blog, u would noe, i'm a cartoon fan... so definitely~ i CANT miss Despicable me~ and i wanna watch again!!!! Korean version!!!!! why? tell u laterrr.. if i rememberrrr



so niways, this cartoon is not as mentioned like those before? that even kids will find it hard to understand the show? this is made for BOTH kids and adults. Unlike other shows, this does not have BIG meaning in it.. but it has it pros... Funny + Lame, LoL and AEGYO-NESS!

so wats it basically about? about a villian, trying to steal the mooon... and to complete his mission, nid to adopt 3 kids for some reason.. GO WATCH.



and i would say it's defintiely worth watching 3D, i dono, i like it, would be better watching it in Imax, unfortunately, imax only show ONE show, and usually sucky showw.. i wonder how it earns....

and the small girl girl is SOOOO CUTEE, that i'm gonna DIEEEEEE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQIhamluqIg

Watch dat vid! :)

And for those hu still refuse to watch Cartoons, Neo! Chincha Babo! (it means u're a real FOOL). cuz this is yet another awesome movie, niwaysss wats wrose about some of these ppl that don watch cartoon is..... they watch ANIME, like WAT???? At least most cartoons still got deep meaning in da show wei.. ANIME????? Ta Kao and Ta Kao wat else? Ta kao? GG

Niways i am SOOO gonna watch it in Korean again, though i might not noe wat the saying muchhh, but yeaaaa bcuz.... Ms Kim and Baby Seo is dubbing dat show!!!!!

Muahahah go watch k? Enjoy!!!

Predators~

Yet another Movie Review~well i'd say this is not a bad show, and would recommend u guys to watch it, therefore minimal spoilers~ :)

Well i watch the 1st Predator bout how Arnold Schwarzenegger owned the show, i mean like.. he's soooo yeng? and of course any other sequel will not stand a chance against it. Though the 2nd one quite sucked.. and don make sense to hunt in the city, and no1 noe bout it, like wat? therefore this 3rd one is 100& expected to be better than that.

Soo yea, basically, this movie is bout Predators now, Kidnap ppl to a unknown planet, and then rape those ppl thereee.. and i dono how? they seem to kidnap them without anyone knowing, and seem to noe how to pick, hu to kidnap.. cuz they don wan kill innnocent noobs that cannot fight... they wan to have some challenge u see?

So of course, upon arriving the planet, they do not know where the hell they are, and why they are there, until the leader... start to slowly find out, they are in a "game". A game to hunt~! Also, these ppl don seem noob like simply tembak and simply kena kill by traps?

also a few laughing scenes here and there.

and yeaa, u noe Predators also have race? in this show they have like 2 different race?? and they fight with each other? U C PREDATORS ALSO RACIST ONE!!!! WHY HUMAN CANNOT? ahhahahah :)
The 2nd one from the left is Diff Raceee.
owh yeaa, and the best among those fighters? is the Japanese guy man... watch and u will noe, most yeng one liauu.. ahahah, cuz everyone like, got automated shotgun, machine gun, bla bla, he use KATANA ok?

So yeaa, as expected they gonna like, die 1 by 1 lorrr? quite normalll

and also i like how the main character is selfish, and don care bout other's life, cuz like.. in this situation? u care too much, might only end up costing ur own life.. for someone that might not be worth it AT ALL.

so yeaa.. for more action... watch predators~

What If I’m a Russian Spy?

The World will END, Just joking :)

Been reading some ppl's blog bout this... bcuz NuffNang is giving free tickets to SALT! and they say if i'm a russian spy, i 1st will prove to ppl i am not a spy and clear my name... HALO? If I AM a Russian spy, why do i need to do dat? NO1 and i mean NOONE is gonna noe i'm a spy until muh mission is complete... Clear wat name?

Don u guys like, watch TV? goshhhh =.=

Assuming I from Russia k? I will look like this....

OMG~ This is SOOOO Russian, they are SOOOO gonna spot me if i am Spying another country!!!

Therefore, 1st mission as a spy....
1. Catch a plastic Surgeon
2. Force the Plastic Surgeon to do plastic surgery (duh?)
3. Force the Plastic Surgeon to make muh gf Pretty (oops?)
4. Force the Plastic Surgeon to make himself look like someone i hate
5. Kill the Plastic Surgeon which now look like someone i hate :) (Awesomeness)

ok lets move on....

eh wait? i nid to show u muh awesome new look~

There u go :) ok lets move on to muh main Mission.
So apparently, In Middern America, they found an Ancient Weapon, probably made by the Mayans many many years ago, this weapon has the power of controlling ppl's mind and duhhhh hu does not wants dat?

but unfortunately, no1 noes how to use it yet... and the Russians nid to be FAST.

and with some random decision, and i dono why? don ask me, i'm only a spy on mission, the weapon is kept at BRAZIL!!!!!

so wat's next? Mission 2
1. Head to Spain
2. Find a guy name Ricardo Kaka
3. So_mize him as he is too hot. (ok Notty girlss, imagine a Kaka *ahem* Kaka now... goooood girllll)
4. Kill the Plastic Surgeon and take over his life. I mean.... Kaka.

Since everyone noe, Kaka is so famous and rich, so next mission will be to use his fame, to contact government of Brazil~

Mission 3.
1. Locate the place keeping the weapon.
2. Request to see the weapon.
3. Person in charge showed another "Weapon" from his bottom.
4. When weapon on sight, kill huever on sight and escape with the weapon.
5. Bring Weapon back.

Back in Russia as a proud spy that completed his mission, expect to claim muh reward.

For Mother Russia!!!

Unfortunately, it was the wrong "weapon"


"The Weapon from his Bottom"

Mission 4
1. Head to Brazil and spy again.
2. Find the correct weapon.
3. Person in charge II finally show the correct weapon.
4. When weapon on sight, kill huever on sight and escape with the weapon
5. Use the weapon!

Now the world is mine!!!!! told u i'll end the world :)

owh wait... i showed u muh picture after surgery? damnnnnnn

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