What If I’m a Russian Spy?

The World will END, Just joking :)

Been reading some ppl's blog bout this... bcuz NuffNang is giving free tickets to SALT! and they say if i'm a russian spy, i 1st will prove to ppl i am not a spy and clear my name... HALO? If I AM a Russian spy, why do i need to do dat? NO1 and i mean NOONE is gonna noe i'm a spy until muh mission is complete... Clear wat name?

Don u guys like, watch TV? goshhhh =.=

Assuming I from Russia k? I will look like this....

OMG~ This is SOOOO Russian, they are SOOOO gonna spot me if i am Spying another country!!!

Therefore, 1st mission as a spy....
1. Catch a plastic Surgeon
2. Force the Plastic Surgeon to do plastic surgery (duh?)
3. Force the Plastic Surgeon to make muh gf Pretty (oops?)
4. Force the Plastic Surgeon to make himself look like someone i hate
5. Kill the Plastic Surgeon which now look like someone i hate :) (Awesomeness)

ok lets move on....

eh wait? i nid to show u muh awesome new look~

There u go :) ok lets move on to muh main Mission.
So apparently, In Middern America, they found an Ancient Weapon, probably made by the Mayans many many years ago, this weapon has the power of controlling ppl's mind and duhhhh hu does not wants dat?

but unfortunately, no1 noes how to use it yet... and the Russians nid to be FAST.

and with some random decision, and i dono why? don ask me, i'm only a spy on mission, the weapon is kept at BRAZIL!!!!!

so wat's next? Mission 2
1. Head to Spain
2. Find a guy name Ricardo Kaka
3. So_mize him as he is too hot. (ok Notty girlss, imagine a Kaka *ahem* Kaka now... goooood girllll)
4. Kill the Plastic Surgeon and take over his life. I mean.... Kaka.

Since everyone noe, Kaka is so famous and rich, so next mission will be to use his fame, to contact government of Brazil~

Mission 3.
1. Locate the place keeping the weapon.
2. Request to see the weapon.
3. Person in charge showed another "Weapon" from his bottom.
4. When weapon on sight, kill huever on sight and escape with the weapon.
5. Bring Weapon back.

Back in Russia as a proud spy that completed his mission, expect to claim muh reward.

For Mother Russia!!!

Unfortunately, it was the wrong "weapon"


"The Weapon from his Bottom"

Mission 4
1. Head to Brazil and spy again.
2. Find the correct weapon.
3. Person in charge II finally show the correct weapon.
4. When weapon on sight, kill huever on sight and escape with the weapon
5. Use the weapon!

Now the world is mine!!!!! told u i'll end the world :)

owh wait... i showed u muh picture after surgery? damnnnnnn

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