Saturday, August 14, 2010
Fighting Umbrella Corp 2
It was a bad date, unexpectedly they have create a crazy virus, what they have been researching for all these years. A weapon stronger than Alice, or even Nemesis. They call it... U-Virus.
This thing is crazy, stronger, faster, better than Alice in any sense. Even Alice can't put up a fight against something like this. One by one all of us is being killed. Alice took no risk, carry me.. and jump off the Umbrella Corp building to the sea.. is our only chance of survival.
One of our other comrade took us of, and escape.. for some reason, the U-virus did not chase.
Through out the years, we have been recruiting people, people to fight with us... to fight against Umbrella. Since most of our best fighters were wipe out by U-Virus earlier.. Our hope was on the research team..
Amazingly, despite their low resources, they did it.. a time travel machine
The only setback of the machine now is.. once traveled through time, we can't come back into the present. But there is no time to waste, Alice to decide to ask the scientists to sent her to the pass, where umbrella was just starting. It's the only chance as U-Virus have been created.
As they start the machine, a big explosion sound came from the outside. U-Virus is here... we were in shocked! We made sure there was no one following us when we came back.... this is bad... it seems that U-Virus even have the ability to be Invisible!
In the chaotic moment, it shake the time machine and cause the machine to transfer both me and Alice to the past.
Upon arriving, i see no Alice and only me alone. Unable to gain balance due to the time travel, i fainted. When awake, i woke up and realize muhself in the hospital. The nurse asked who r u?
I am Claire, Claire Redfield.
With no communication with Alice, it means i might have to do this alone, or maybe i will meet her while tracking down Umbrella at this early stage. Late at night, i sneak out of the hospital, to continue my mission.
1966, The year Umbrella started, before i was born. What i have to do now, was to track down Spencer, Ashford and Marcus. The three fellow who started Umbrella, who research bout the virus.
They should be on their way to look for the kingdom of Ndipaya, where they first retrieve the virus. Without wasting time, the only way to stop these 3, was to kill them before they head for the trip.
I decide to track down Spencer first. When i found the location of his house, i was lucky to find all 3 of them there... discussing about the virus. Just then i hear something behind me, before i can react to it, i was knock unconscious.
It seems like his guard got me, they questioned me, why i was there, and i refuse to answer.. Was sent to jail for few days before i escape. and chase after the 3 who is heading to the kingdom of Ndipaya now.
It wasn't hard to track them down, as their purpose was obvious, only had some hard time encountering some of the tribe people of Ndipaya.
Immediately when i saw Spencer, i waste no time, took out my gun, and shot him, hoping to stop everything. Obviously, his troops got me, and imprison me. Unfortunately, the shot did not kill him, and i was imprison with tight defense for few years until they got back to US.
Everything was too late by now, Umbrella already started. Through out the years i was wondering why Alice did not appear. It seems like she was sent to the wrong timing. It is only now i hear news of her storming to the Umbrella Corp killing people there, and she is in the Umbrella top wanted list.
Hoping to join her, i head for the last Umbrella Building that she haven't destroy. To my luck, she already started infiltrating the building when i arrived. Upon finding Alice, it was too late for us realise, it was all a trap as they already knew Alice's power when infiltrating the other buildings, and knew that she was coming..
It all did not go as planned, we both was capture, and knowing Alice's power was from the virus they are researching, they decided to kill her, and harvest her for future research and to stop her from destroying Umbrella.
This is how it all started. It looks like we can't change the past, everything that was happening before, is happening again. A timeline cannot be changed, sending us back to now is what already happened in our timeline without us realising it.
It was only matter of time that they use me as one of their experiment, and that was how incident in Raccoon City Started.
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Thank you all for reading! yes! Nuffnang is giving out tickets again! and i MUST win this! Wish me luck!
Friday, August 13, 2010
Fighting Umbrella Corporation
It was in an all dark room, not knowing where i am and why i am here. check muh own belongings, it seems like i am carrying weapons in a weird costume.. what on earth is happening???
Walking around the room, i found a mirror, i decide to take a look as it, as i'm curious why the hell am i dressed like this
OMG... this is Alice... am i in Wonderland??? eh Crap.. Wrong Alice
ME in Alice body means??? i'm gonna face zombies? goshhh this is not working.. i'm only good at shooting zombies in L4D la.. why choose me? =.=
Suddenly i hear footsteps of people walking... being afraid, i pulled out muh gun and saw 2 human-like figure walking in... In fear, i shoot down one of them. The feeling was awesome!! to kill a real zombie and c his blood flying all over. Then suddenly, the other guy shouted "WAT THE HELL R U DOIN?"
GOod Job, 1st few minutes as Alice, i shot a human... the guy walk towards me and say that we nid to stop Umbrella Corp immediately as they are in the final steps of discovering the Ultimate Virus.
Owh yea, he also congratulated me for killing muh partner... Great~
So he assigned me a new partner, and the moment i saw her... i terus STIM (Boner). wait... where's muh cock? damn it! (how does girl's "boner" feels like? :/)
With no opportunity to "poke" her.. i shall just focus on the mission and not kill another partner.
Sneaking into Umbrella Corp is cool. Their Defense is SOOOO tight.. that i don even noe what to do.. L4D no Defense one k? I just masuk and shoot. Goshhh
After hours of thinking.. malaz laaa.. since i got "assets" now might as well i use it rite? so i use Alice's Airport body to seduce the guards in the front door, and asked Claire to kill them, with a silenced 5-7. Coool~
now we're in the Umbrella Building, with NO alarm and No sneaking.. woohooo.
1st thing i head to in da building is their weapon room! was too bored with handgun, dat wan for ALice to use only.. me? i choose THIS!
Weirdly, in the room behind the weapon room, i heard sound of ppl, u noe? "making love", whats more amazing is i only hear male voice.. ewwwww, decided to shoot thru the walls, and the sound stop.. OOPS~
in muh mind i was thinking this
Hope his "shooting" is still accurate after i shot him with muh ak~
so next is to head up to the research level and wipe out the scientists that are researching this crap. i don wan muh world to turn to L4D world weiii... i wan c chicks k?
so me and Claire went up and killed all the scientists without mercy, ermm i mean... without mercy for guys... TOLD U I WAN C CHICKS RITE?
then they finally started the alarms... acknowledging our arrival, the big boss of Umbrella decided to release his zombies.
His zombies is nth like L4D man.. all walk so slow.. i shoot and laugh onlyyy. The boss was SOOOO angry that he release his Big AXe guy
When he arrive he swing his big fat axe against muh partner, owh s**t i forget to intro, her name is Claire :)
i dive towards her and hugged her while pushing her down and avoid the axe.. OMG! i hugged a chick!!! but i can't get a boner!!! goshhhh i think i'm turning gay. Just when the Axe man was about to swing his awe down towards us, someone shot him, and made it dropped. We r save!!!
I look towards the guy and he was Chris!! Claire's brother and damnn he was hot!
I finally know what a girl's "boner" feels like!!!!
Actually... i still don't
niways with the big axe man down, we headed towards the boss room to finish him and umbrella corp off.
He beg for us not to kill him.. so i decided not to kill him, but to throw him towards his own zombies to kill him :), that dat
Final steps to finish it off? Bomb the whole place into pieces!!
I hoped it was just all a dream, bcuz i need muh body back to enjoy chicks!
and YES! it was really a dream, i woke up and look at the mirror
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OMG!!~~~~ I am STILL Alice!!!!! Nuffnang, u better gimme the tickets to watch Alice, or else i'm gonna cry, muh sacrifice so big ok??? Goshhh
Saturday, August 7, 2010
YJ is now Emo~
I'm suppose to post a comment in dat page, and base on ur creativity, 40 best one, will be given tickets to watch expendables!
U c the pic, hu the hell don wan watch this movie?!??!! got all the legend action stars mannnn
so i attempted with THIS post
How far i would go? as far as going AGAINST the team of expendables in this movie.
Would be fun to be the villian once in a while, Joker owned Batman.
So if i am going to as far as stopping a Elite team like this, how am i going to eliminate them? it’s easy actually. Taking out the Christmas (Statham) Santa Claus will be first. Hijacking his Raindeer ride, and sending him down from the sky, would be fun to c a shouting Santa~
Then next target will be the Purple Dinosaur, Barney (Stallone), as no one will expect someone shooting from the raindeer ride~ Sniping the big purple dinosaur will be easy~ nice to see Barney’s head explode, instead of his opponent’s head once in a while? haha
Draw a Yin Yang on the floor to trap Yin Yang (Jet Li) to the place… guess what’s in the middle of the Yin Yang? a Mine :)
Next target would require waiting for a Sunday morning mass, to bomb the Church (Willis) with many innocent people inside~ Do it the villain style~ Muahahahhaha
Final act will be making the expendables shouting “Dan Paine” (Austin) as i torture the remaining members who are now demotivated and sad after losing so many comrades~
The Celebration will be eating a Trench (Schwarzenegger) of Vegetables, as we undoubtedly won one of the greatest War thus far~~
Thats how far i would go ;)
and guess what?? I DID NOT WIN!!!!! WTFFFFFF, u all must be wondering why i use lame names, ITS NOTIt's their names in the movies k!
The fellow that mark muh comment, must be havent research bout the show, and simply mark... Monyet
Dats like a Accountant lecturer marking ur Biology Exam~
Muh Movie~ :(
Friday, August 6, 2010
Mc Donalds is trying SOOO HARDDD
Yes, i'm talking bout MCD Fries will not break down. As shown in that experiment, normal burger and fries rots faster than McD's, but at least thier burgers still rots, and therefore, edible...
So it makes me wonder, what the hell they did to the fries, that they WONT FUCKING ROT? Wat fucking food wont rot.. u tell me now.. tell me... owh yeaa got!! MCD's Fries lor
so yeaa, i made muh PERSONALLLL conclusion that, MCD's fries are made of TOYS... only toys wont rot u see... well there are many other things.. but MCD sell toys too u see...
Actually i did not plan to blog about this, until i went MCD the other day... and saw their fries packaging, its awesome take a look~
U See!!! they put a picture of potato there, to convince u that, they ARE USING POTATO, if they are not guilty, then why they nid to cover it up? as a chinese saying "kai sik, yik ji hai yim sik" it means, explaining = covering ur guilt.
Therefore, i did not eat a damn MCD fries for a year already now.. i mean. it could be harmless as a lot people been eating it for YEARS.. and a lot ppl is still EATING it.. but would u wanna eat a toy?? even if its not a toy. it would mean, it would be harder for ur stomach to digest such thing, as it don even rot on the outside~
1 MCD fan in youtube commented "that experiment is bad, bcuz it does not take account of the acid in our stomach that digest the food" somethinggg lidet... MUH POINT HERE IS NOT DIGESTING OR NOT... is the problem of taking longer to digest hence, causing u people to become fats of muh blog, and fats in general~ Therefore, it is not good for health..
Look here.... only the best potatos make the cut... are u telling me that the BEST potatoes WONT ROT? ok, nice bull, u just got me... muh aunties been buying potatoes for SOOO many years, and all of the are BAD potatoes.. WHY? cuz all the good potatoes MCD take and make fries adi lor~~~
Niways as u can see from the pictures, i did not touch the fries~ muh fren did~ lol...
I always feel kinda guilty wasting food, unless that food is a vege, then i don care.. LoL... but i do not feel guilty wasting MCD Fries... cuz Potatoes are vege~~~~
UR HEAD!
Cuz its NOT Food!
Tuesday, August 3, 2010
Why Vampires Suck?
Niways why Vampires suck??? HU SAY VAMPIRES SUCK??? they USED to be cool k? USED to la, thanks to some monkeys, creating nonsense story bout them, now they SUCK BAD, and its like over used man, like every single Month u will c a new Vampire movie out~ BORINGGGG
so niways, Reason 1 = Robert Pattinson Potraying as a Vampire, ok now i hope the fellow that will be reading muh blog and decide whether or not to give tickets to me is not a Robert Pattinson fan... whats the percentage..... omg? 3%? *haihhh* But yeaaa.. i seriously don get why ppl like him so much??? he seriously look just normal to me, and to find out he is only 18 years old? or wateva now... just made him from normal to ugly, cuz he look like he's 30+ to me~ SORRYYYY but he made the cool looking vampires, SUCKED.
Reason 2 = Vampires and NOT zombies k? they don turn after u BITE them.... they turn..... God Knows how... I'm not vampire k? Maybe exchange blood, or... some kinda vampire ritual... i donoooo. bcuz if u turn vampire right after being bitten... the whole world will be vampires, 1 spread 2, 2 spread 4, and the list goes on~ Vampires WERE meant to be harmless k? they come, bite u without letting u noe, enuf blood, then go home, lidet one k? don kill u or eat u, or kena bite then turn one k? ISH
Reason 3 = Vampires Shine in the Sunlight~~~ I MEAN WHAT NONSENSE IS THIS MANNNN.. We ALLL NOE.. or issit USED TO NOE??? that the reason vampires do not come out to the sunlight its bcuz it will hurt them, or kill them, NOT F**KING SHINES IN THE SUNLIGHT... i mean seriously, if they shine in the sunlight, wats wrong with hunting in the day then? nonsenseeeeeee, its like telling me, vampires eating GARLIC to survive, SAME THEORY.
Reason 4 = Vampires Suck bcuz of Twilight. Thanks Stephenie Meyer, i prefer the spelling STEPHANIE though, (NO OFFENCE PERSONAL PREFERENCE). Niways thanks to ur creation of shining vampires, that turn ppl into vampires by biting them~ Quite a lot of us actually dislike vampires now, thank you very much yeaaa, i appreciate it~ i noe la ur book is selling well, i don care k? i din buy =p~
Niways i shall not go on~ bcuz it sounds like i am Anti-ing Twilight.. LoL, maybe i AM~
Wish me Luck~
Sunday, August 1, 2010
Wonder Girls @ MTV WorldStage!
So, if u read one of muh previous post, i toking bout so hard to win the tics, bcuz i wasted 20 hours+ of muh life, looking for a naked boy from the website... wat we have to do it to wait for certian hours, and keep searching for a naked boy in the website.... and dat naked boy don come out often... so HOW? watsed time there, and finally won 2 tics only lorrr.. and its pathetically, NORMAL tics... which u have to suffer and watch from RIGHT behind.. haihhh.. and kena push by ppl like mad, till muh fren fainted.. but FORTUNATELY!~!~ XPAX gave special in front tickets, just by buying their rm50 top up... soooo i got dat and i'm in front!
niways... i want to be in front, and don wan miss out the x-zone as they say its limited~therefore, heading there 3pm~, last meal taken 2pm~ after long wait, 430+ we get to go in... MUCH better than the beast one~then it start raining :(, so kinda delay it longer bcuz of the rain and couldnt start... so after loong wait, the thing starts around 8 if i'm not wrong, ridiculously, they don let u bring water, obvious the $_$ is all over them, forcing u to buy water.
the 1st performance was Bunkface, and i'm sorry bout the last post, bcuz this time around, they were pretty good, much better than wat i expected from the roadshow... Therefore, i will really give credit to u all as BUNKFACE, a great msian Band.. :)
However, i was there for the WG :) sooo.. i'm sorry~
So after Bunkdace sang 6 songs... we were WONDERing hu's turn it's gonna be~ and after waiting 30 minutes++ its the WONDERGIRLS!!!!! AHHHHH, they started performing what i assume new songs, bcuz i din really hear them before.. and then started with SO HOT, if i'm not wrong~ and YES they are REALLY HOT! soo yeaa, they sang So Hot, 2 Diff tears, Tell Me and then Rock version of 2DT and Nobody.. and then they left.... i was like, WHY NO NOBODY! WHERE CAN..... then they came out again, with the Nobody GOLD outfit, and performed NOBODY!!!! AWESOME!!!! here's the perf if u are interested [WG Nobody]
then the bad things start to happen... after wondergirls perform, we waited 1 hours 30 mins+++ for TOkio Hotel to prepare their instruments, apparently there are some technical difficulties... =.=, therefore some ppl left during this stage, including one of muh fren.
then after 1 hour 30 mins, TOKIO HOTEL finally came out! They perform a lot songs, frens complaining they bolot the stage, singing like 10 songs+ some songs also no1 really excited as they dono.. LoL... muh personal fav was Monsoon, they song dat made me now them, and listen few days none stop~ lol
then when TOkio Hotel stop, YES we have to wait again, this time 1 hour+ for Katy Perry!!! She started singing a few songs, and then went backstage... when she start coming out from the bottom of the stage again, she shouted "I Kissed a What!?!?!?!?"
I Kissed a What?!?!?!?!? I KISSED A GIRLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!! and music starts! totally own those stupid ppl hu censored this song!!! WOOOHOOOO. then she continue with singing a song she nvr sing b4 anywhere else... its just about a bird... PEACOCK!!!!!! double OWN!!! the song goes like "show me ur peacock cock cock cock, wats underneath u!" Wohooooooooo Katy Totally awesome~!!~ PERF
After this, Katy Perry might nvr come back Msia again, so totally feel satisfied for this concert, despite having to wait and suffer under the rain~
owh yea!! she even jumped towards the crowd!!! i am like inches away, thanks to some idiot staff, releasing 4 big ballss around the crowd which distracted me away from katy perry cuz i sked kena head shot and die~ haihhhh
then After Katy finish her awesome performance, its time for Wonder Girl's Encore!!! if u realise, that video i show u just now was the encore :)i was RIGHT IN FRONT for this perf :)
It was totally enjoyable man, much greater than the lame beast concert i went, beast wasnt lame, the pushing and the event company was lame!
Niways the day after suppose to have a meet and greet, and how to win it??? answer 10 questions in the fastest time.. i got 14 secs for WG!! and WTF, i din even win it, sooo dissapointed :(
niways bcuz of this.... i am now a even greater WG fan, and a new Katy Perry fan!!! woooohooooo, Katy Perry totally owned man, eventhough it could mean she is not coming back! :)
and decided muh new fav WG member is Sohee, since the SunMi left temporarily~
here's some pics of the concert, only WG though :)
This is how front i am from the stage :)
Muh Fav pic :)