Why Vampires Suck?

OMG, i'm SOOO excited about this show bcuz if u r close to me, u will noe i HATE twilight SOO MUCH, dat i watch it to laugh as a comedy? and now i get the real comedy??? btw i don go cinema and watch twilight, i don watse money :), Maybe free i will Consider? hahaha. Niways NuFFnanG is Once again giving tickets to movie, omg~ i will be so bz watching movies!!! thanks nuffnang!!!

Niways why Vampires suck??? HU SAY VAMPIRES SUCK??? they USED to be cool k? USED to la, thanks to some monkeys, creating nonsense story bout them, now they SUCK BAD, and its like over used man, like every single Month u will c a new Vampire movie out~ BORINGGGG

so niways, Reason 1 = Robert Pattinson Potraying as a Vampire, ok now i hope the fellow that will be reading muh blog and decide whether or not to give tickets to me is not a Robert Pattinson fan... whats the percentage..... omg? 3%? *haihhh* But yeaaa.. i seriously don get why ppl like him so much??? he seriously look just normal to me, and to find out he is only 18 years old? or wateva now... just made him from normal to ugly, cuz he look like he's 30+ to me~ SORRYYYY but he made the cool looking vampires, SUCKED.


Reason 2 = Vampires and NOT zombies k? they don turn after u BITE them.... they turn..... God Knows how... I'm not vampire k? Maybe exchange blood, or... some kinda vampire ritual... i donoooo. bcuz if u turn vampire right after being bitten... the whole world will be vampires, 1 spread 2, 2 spread 4, and the list goes on~ Vampires WERE meant to be harmless k? they come, bite u without letting u noe, enuf blood, then go home, lidet one k? don kill u or eat u, or kena bite then turn one k? ISH

Reason 3 = Vampires Shine in the Sunlight~~~ I MEAN WHAT NONSENSE IS THIS MANNNN.. We ALLL NOE.. or issit USED TO NOE??? that the reason vampires do not come out to the sunlight its bcuz it will hurt them, or kill them, NOT F**KING SHINES IN THE SUNLIGHT... i mean seriously, if they shine in the sunlight, wats wrong with hunting in the day then? nonsenseeeeeee, its like telling me, vampires eating GARLIC to survive, SAME THEORY.

Reason 4 = Vampires Suck bcuz of Twilight. Thanks Stephenie Meyer, i prefer the spelling STEPHANIE though, (NO OFFENCE PERSONAL PREFERENCE). Niways thanks to ur creation of shining vampires, that turn ppl into vampires by biting them~ Quite a lot of us actually dislike vampires now, thank you very much yeaaa, i appreciate it~ i noe la ur book is selling well, i don care k? i din buy =p~

Niways i shall not go on~ bcuz it sounds like i am Anti-ing Twilight.. LoL, maybe i AM~

Wish me Luck~