Mc Donalds is trying SOOO HARDDD

As many have already seen, or if u havent, click HERE

Yes, i'm talking bout MCD Fries will not break down. As shown in that experiment, normal burger and fries rots faster than McD's, but at least thier burgers still rots, and therefore, edible...

So it makes me wonder, what the hell they did to the fries, that they WONT FUCKING ROT? Wat fucking food wont rot.. u tell me now.. tell me... owh yeaa got!! MCD's Fries lor

so yeaa, i made muh PERSONALLLL conclusion that, MCD's fries are made of TOYS... only toys wont rot u see... well there are many other things.. but MCD sell toys too u see...

Actually i did not plan to blog about this, until i went MCD the other day... and saw their fries packaging, its awesome take a look~


U See!!! they put a picture of potato there, to convince u that, they ARE USING POTATO, if they are not guilty, then why they nid to cover it up? as a chinese saying "kai sik, yik ji hai yim sik" it means, explaining = covering ur guilt.

Therefore, i did not eat a damn MCD fries for a year already now.. i mean. it could be harmless as a lot people been eating it for YEARS.. and a lot ppl is still EATING it.. but would u wanna eat a toy?? even if its not a toy. it would mean, it would be harder for ur stomach to digest such thing, as it don even rot on the outside~

1 MCD fan in youtube commented "that experiment is bad, bcuz it does not take account of the acid in our stomach that digest the food" somethinggg lidet... MUH POINT HERE IS NOT DIGESTING OR NOT... is the problem of taking longer to digest hence, causing u people to become fats of muh blog, and fats in general~ Therefore, it is not good for health..



Look here.... only the best potatos make the cut... are u telling me that the BEST potatoes WONT ROT? ok, nice bull, u just got me... muh aunties been buying potatoes for SOOO many years, and all of the are BAD potatoes.. WHY? cuz all the good potatoes MCD take and make fries adi lor~~~

Niways as u can see from the pictures, i did not touch the fries~ muh fren did~ lol...

I always feel kinda guilty wasting food, unless that food is a vege, then i don care.. LoL... but i do not feel guilty wasting MCD Fries... cuz Potatoes are vege~~~~

UR HEAD!

Cuz its NOT Food!

Why Vampires Suck?

OMG, i'm SOOO excited about this show bcuz if u r close to me, u will noe i HATE twilight SOO MUCH, dat i watch it to laugh as a comedy? and now i get the real comedy??? btw i don go cinema and watch twilight, i don watse money :), Maybe free i will Consider? hahaha. Niways NuFFnanG is Once again giving tickets to movie, omg~ i will be so bz watching movies!!! thanks nuffnang!!!

Niways why Vampires suck??? HU SAY VAMPIRES SUCK??? they USED to be cool k? USED to la, thanks to some monkeys, creating nonsense story bout them, now they SUCK BAD, and its like over used man, like every single Month u will c a new Vampire movie out~ BORINGGGG

so niways, Reason 1 = Robert Pattinson Potraying as a Vampire, ok now i hope the fellow that will be reading muh blog and decide whether or not to give tickets to me is not a Robert Pattinson fan... whats the percentage..... omg? 3%? *haihhh* But yeaaa.. i seriously don get why ppl like him so much??? he seriously look just normal to me, and to find out he is only 18 years old? or wateva now... just made him from normal to ugly, cuz he look like he's 30+ to me~ SORRYYYY but he made the cool looking vampires, SUCKED.


Reason 2 = Vampires and NOT zombies k? they don turn after u BITE them.... they turn..... God Knows how... I'm not vampire k? Maybe exchange blood, or... some kinda vampire ritual... i donoooo. bcuz if u turn vampire right after being bitten... the whole world will be vampires, 1 spread 2, 2 spread 4, and the list goes on~ Vampires WERE meant to be harmless k? they come, bite u without letting u noe, enuf blood, then go home, lidet one k? don kill u or eat u, or kena bite then turn one k? ISH

Reason 3 = Vampires Shine in the Sunlight~~~ I MEAN WHAT NONSENSE IS THIS MANNNN.. We ALLL NOE.. or issit USED TO NOE??? that the reason vampires do not come out to the sunlight its bcuz it will hurt them, or kill them, NOT F**KING SHINES IN THE SUNLIGHT... i mean seriously, if they shine in the sunlight, wats wrong with hunting in the day then? nonsenseeeeeee, its like telling me, vampires eating GARLIC to survive, SAME THEORY.

Reason 4 = Vampires Suck bcuz of Twilight. Thanks Stephenie Meyer, i prefer the spelling STEPHANIE though, (NO OFFENCE PERSONAL PREFERENCE). Niways thanks to ur creation of shining vampires, that turn ppl into vampires by biting them~ Quite a lot of us actually dislike vampires now, thank you very much yeaaa, i appreciate it~ i noe la ur book is selling well, i don care k? i din buy =p~

Niways i shall not go on~ bcuz it sounds like i am Anti-ing Twilight.. LoL, maybe i AM~

Wish me Luck~

Wonder Girls @ MTV WorldStage!

Yesterday!!!! 31st July was MTV world Stage!!! wanted to go for it SOOOO MUCHHH bcuzzzz WONDERGIRLS WAS THERE!!!!!!

So, if u read one of muh previous post, i toking bout so hard to win the tics, bcuz i wasted 20 hours+ of muh life, looking for a naked boy from the website... wat we have to do it to wait for certian hours, and keep searching for a naked boy in the website.... and dat naked boy don come out often... so HOW? watsed time there, and finally won 2 tics only lorrr.. and its pathetically, NORMAL tics... which u have to suffer and watch from RIGHT behind.. haihhh.. and kena push by ppl like mad, till muh fren fainted.. but FORTUNATELY!~!~ XPAX gave special in front tickets, just by buying their rm50 top up... soooo i got dat and i'm in front!

niways... i want to be in front, and don wan miss out the x-zone as they say its limited~therefore, heading there 3pm~, last meal taken 2pm~ after long wait, 430+ we get to go in... MUCH better than the beast one~then it start raining :(, so kinda delay it longer bcuz of the rain and couldnt start... so after loong wait, the thing starts around 8 if i'm not wrong, ridiculously, they don let u bring water, obvious the $_$ is all over them, forcing u to buy water.

the 1st performance was Bunkface, and i'm sorry bout the last post, bcuz this time around, they were pretty good, much better than wat i expected from the roadshow... Therefore, i will really give credit to u all as BUNKFACE, a great msian Band.. :)

However, i was there for the WG :) sooo.. i'm sorry~

So after Bunkdace sang 6 songs... we were WONDERing hu's turn it's gonna be~ and after waiting 30 minutes++ its the WONDERGIRLS!!!!! AHHHHH, they started performing what i assume new songs, bcuz i din really hear them before.. and then started with SO HOT, if i'm not wrong~ and YES they are REALLY HOT! soo yeaa, they sang So Hot, 2 Diff tears, Tell Me and then Rock version of 2DT and Nobody.. and then they left.... i was like, WHY NO NOBODY! WHERE CAN..... then they came out again, with the Nobody GOLD outfit, and performed NOBODY!!!! AWESOME!!!! here's the perf if u are interested [WG Nobody]



then the bad things start to happen... after wondergirls perform, we waited 1 hours 30 mins+++ for TOkio Hotel to prepare their instruments, apparently there are some technical difficulties... =.=, therefore some ppl left during this stage, including one of muh fren.

then after 1 hour 30 mins, TOKIO HOTEL finally came out! They perform a lot songs, frens complaining they bolot the stage, singing like 10 songs+ some songs also no1 really excited as they dono.. LoL... muh personal fav was Monsoon, they song dat made me now them, and listen few days none stop~ lol



then when TOkio Hotel stop, YES we have to wait again, this time 1 hour+ for Katy Perry!!! She started singing a few songs, and then went backstage... when she start coming out from the bottom of the stage again, she shouted "I Kissed a What!?!?!?!?"
I Kissed a What?!?!?!?!? I KISSED A GIRLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!! and music starts! totally own those stupid ppl hu censored this song!!! WOOOHOOOO. then she continue with singing a song she nvr sing b4 anywhere else... its just about a bird... PEACOCK!!!!!! double OWN!!! the song goes like "show me ur peacock cock cock cock, wats underneath u!" Wohooooooooo Katy Totally awesome~!!~ PERF



After this, Katy Perry might nvr come back Msia again, so totally feel satisfied for this concert, despite having to wait and suffer under the rain~

owh yea!! she even jumped towards the crowd!!! i am like inches away, thanks to some idiot staff, releasing 4 big ballss around the crowd which distracted me away from katy perry cuz i sked kena head shot and die~ haihhhh

then After Katy finish her awesome performance, its time for Wonder Girl's Encore!!! if u realise, that video i show u just now was the encore :)i was RIGHT IN FRONT for this perf :)

It was totally enjoyable man, much greater than the lame beast concert i went, beast wasnt lame, the pushing and the event company was lame!

Niways the day after suppose to have a meet and greet, and how to win it??? answer 10 questions in the fastest time.. i got 14 secs for WG!! and WTF, i din even win it, sooo dissapointed :(



niways bcuz of this.... i am now a even greater WG fan, and a new Katy Perry fan!!! woooohooooo, Katy Perry totally owned man, eventhough it could mean she is not coming back! :)

and decided muh new fav WG member is Sohee, since the SunMi left temporarily~

here's some pics of the concert, only WG though :)

This is how front i am from the stage :)









Muh Fav pic :)

Tekken is in the Cinemas!!

Well, we have been playing this game a lot, especially watching people play in the arcade. and it looks kinda cool, especially the graphics are awesome now~

So wat about watching it with REAL LIFE HUMANS?

Been listening to muh frens toking bout this movie they went l
A:"Tekken is coming out man"
B: "Taken? old show laaa.."
A:"Tek-Ken, not Take-Ken"
B:"U mean the game ar?"

LoL. i bet a lot of u met this situation~

Hope it'd be great and hope i get to watch it earlier compare to u guys as NuffNang is giving out free tickets again!!!

Well, one of muh reason watching this movie will be hot chicks making hot kicks~ so definitely muh favourite Tekken character will be a Male!~~~ LoLLL

niways this is the male~


hahaha Just Joking~ its Nina Williams, as i said, hot chick making hot kicks~
90% of the guys will undoubtedly enjoy her making hot kicks~

Wellll.. i dono bout the 10% :/

the actress who will be taking this role is Jon Foo!!!!!!


She is so hot man~~!~! ehhhh ooops.. wrong picture, sorry, is this one


Candice Hillebrand man~~ now u wan to watch? i greatly think so~ ahhahah

Niways as they are not famous actor, i will not be expecting great acting from them, just some nice actions will do :)

Wish me Luck!

Concerts~

Hardly been to concerts~ don even remember the last time i go for a concert.. or did i ever go??? well i don think so until this year where i went muh 1st concert... and muh concert virginity is given to BEAST a korean boyband.


Well i dint actually plan to go this Concert.. or actually they call it showcase.. but muh fren suddenly call me and asked if i wanted to go... so i say.. why not? warm up la.. b4 go for snsd's one :)

So it was KL (nightmare place), a place called KL Live... wat a name.. KL Live in KL @.@, Upon reaching, we saw like.. SOOOO MANY PPL LINE UP.. GILA.. decides not to join the line... after all we not so gila bout Beast also... just go for fun ni.

And Malaysians are ALWAYS Malaysians... even in the lines.. the show not yet even started.... the also push like mad d... so those ppl went early one, damn cham... kena push by ppl from back until cannot breath.. and FAINT! Awesome.... u guys are just awesome!

So me and muh fren are like planning to give up... cuz no point pushing with those Malaysians.. we wanted to try a back doorway... but faileddd.. loool... so end of the day, we wait at a side where VIP tics ppl can masuk...

The event was such a big failure that, they say start at 7pm, and fail to let ppl in by 830pm... NOT FAIL TO START, FAIL TO LET PPL IN BY 830, Such a big fail event company, to cover thier failness, they put behind their tics (the event is allowed to be reschedule without prior notice). PHAIL!

soooo after waiting so long... fans sure cannot tahan d... suddenly those passbyer near the VIP lane, provoke those fans, they shouted "GOGOGGO" and all the fans dat wait SOOO MANY HOURS, cannot tahan and all ran in thru VIP lane! As we all noe the event company was a big phail, they phailed to stop these ppl, and all ran in WITHOUT Checking tics...

Not wasting the opportunity we too, rushed in with them, Looking like a desperate fans... LoL... niways, i actually got a VERY nice position to watch Beast..BUT, those ppl hu came in late cant tahan, and kept on pushing from the back.. Push push push till the Barricade also wan letup, till muh leg also wan to cramp, till i almost cannot breathe and understand why 62 PPL fainted thru out the event... was it 62? blahh i don care.. lets round it, 100!

so 100 ppl fainted in a mini showcase.. due to fans crazily pushing and being inconsiderate.. awesome?? totally awesome... wats worse was a fan dat was standing near me. the MC clearly announce to every to NOT push, or they wont start the event, or even cancel it... so DON PUSH... guess wat dat fans said rite after the MC said dat? he say a chance to go slightly more front and shouted "GO GO GO". i was thinking "WTF", and muh fren cant tahan shouted at him "GO wat? din u hear the MC say not to push?", the totally stone there for damn long b4 saying "she wanna go out la, i ask her go out" wat a LAME BLAME. btw not being racist... i bet u can guess the race. He's "korean"

niways to avoid fainting i gave up muh spot, and walk behind to a more comfy place to stand.. unfortunately, as soon as the thing start.. EVERYONE AND I MEAN EVERYONE RAISE THEIR CAMERA OR PHONE ANS START RECORDING.. WTF?!?!?!?

Can u guys be more considerate? got brains??? if u raise 1 cam, the fellow in front of u will also raise, and it goes on and on, in the end of the day, u're watching hu? NOT BEAST, u're watching hands with cameras... Use brain plz? i beg u

so i end up not being able to watch anything but listen to their singing, and watching cameras... and i'm average height, imagine ppl shorter than me.. watch wat? watch shit?

So niways.... after dat event, i immediately heard.. WONDER GIRLS IS COMING TO MSIA, WAT DA FAK, I TOT THE GOVERNMENT ALWAYS BAN FEMALE ARTIST? fortunately they did not! and i am going to watch the wondergirls! but the tickets was so ridiculous to win, that i tried SOOO hard.. only win 2 pathethic normal tics =.=.. will post about how hard to win it, after this sat.


so niways, i was so happy when i saw in the tickets "NO BAGS AND CAMERA ALLOWED" well i din really see it actually, lol, muh fren told me, soooo cons = no water, i might die...., pros = I NO NID WATCH CAMERAS AND HANDS! i hope.....

so yeaaa, m quite excited to watch the Wonder Girls this Saturday, wish me luck k? for getting a nice location and no1 blocking me from watching the girls!!!

and owh yea! among those famous line up of WG, Tokio Hotel and Katy Perry, they added a JunkFace.... owh i mean.. Punkface... sorry wat was it again? ahhhhh don bother, they added them into the line up and is like.. SO LOST? don get me wrong, i not anti-ing them, and just stating the fact. i tot they were good and was planning to quote them properly, but they were invited to perform in a mtv roadshow, which was free, and since ppl watch them in dat d, why still wan watch again in MTV WorldStage? if good nvm la.. u noe wat happen in da roadshow? I cant freaking hear the vocalist... Instruments was SOOO loud that it sounded EXACTLY like muh rejected band few years ago... CANNOT HEAR VOCALIST.

Good Job Bunkface.

Owh i remember now~

Stupidity~

I wonder how stupid a human can get, wat's more is a human with a Doctor's degree. Went for a mini Medical check up in a clinic, as most of u all noe, i don wear specs.. dats not bcuz muh eyes is perfect.. i just don like wearing one..

so when starting the check up.. the nurse ask me to pee on a plastic cup =.=... nvr tried dat b4... after the doctor does the normal procedure and all. and then ask me.. to test muh eye sight. then i really cant c those super small letters, and start to tel the fellow, i din bring muh specs, muh power is around 100, so u sld be able to estimate. Guess wat dat Doctor say? "Oh No, u nid to bring ur specs, or else i will have to write u're partially Blind..."

OMG~ is this doctor like partially Impaired in the brain??? Wat if i cant pee?? then wat? muh cock partially impaired? U SERIOUSLY STUPID AR? use common sense laaa... blind is like CANNOT c? i looking at blur visions, cuz i din wear specs, lidet call blind? wat if i din order a pair of specs, and just live with it? then i'm partially blind too? Nonsense

Niways this Dr name is Dr Datin Uma, from USJ Clinic Bandaran... sooooo if u can tahan her "smartness" go ahead and give her a visit.

then the same day, muh mum tell me about more stupid ppl dat exist. She went to gov tax depart, and they ask for muh father's files la.... but muh father files all kena bite by termites cuz muh father misplaced it.

BUT the officer did NOT believe and went like "don bullshit me, i heard b4 stories like
A) muh office was flooded the other day, so all the files was destroyed (office's in 2nd flooor) HOW STUPID R THE PPL IN THIS OFFICE? wan lie also lie better laaaa.
okayyy maybeee the toilet stucked, so flooded the office.... but halo??? files u put on the floor? wat cock brains make u put on the floor? or ur offcie toilet stucked.. dono how to call ppl fix it ar? okayyy...

B) Muh office on fire, only dat table was burnt =.=
unless u tell me that, u purposely burn dat table only... it make no sense....

Phail!

Fifa World Cup 2010~

It's 12th July and finally came to an end :(, whole Month din sleep properly for this world cup, now suddenly no more, like something suddenly missing in muh life?

Well it started as a boring World Cup, but slowly get on the pace... but still the most remarkable stuff in this world cup is NVR the football. This World Cup is made mainly for vuvuzelas, the tongue sucking commentator and the OCTOPUSSY!!!!!

The vuvuzelas is already mentioned in a previous post, so i shall not repeat the stupidity of it...

So... the tongue sucking commentator... i dono if u guys notice him, and i dono wat the hell fifa is doing.. cuz i notice he is DAMN annoying, since the Argentina vs South Korea match... YESSS he has been sucking his tongue since then... and thru out the tournament i still hear him sucking his tongue... GOshhhhhh... and end of the day.... to only find out.. HE IS COMENTATING THE FINALS... oooooi? u got no other better commentator ar? Muh fren's fren say he is sucking weed, so damn high d, simply talk rubbish in the finals.

Din u guys notice this monyet????

Then of course... no1 can miss out the famous OCTOPUSSY, Paul!


hu got 8/8 matches correct for this world cup, sending the Parrot from Singapore homeeeee. They both now have a wikipedia page, and i find it very stupid and some ppl are thinking Paul as a God now.. and NO IT IS NOT. Ask him to predict EVERY SINGLE MATCH in the next euro, if he get 80% correct, THEN U R GOOD. But u noe wat??? the keeper is announcing that Paul will retire.... to retain his 100% record... u c how fishy is dat?? and niways, he predicted 2 wrong matches in Euro 2008, and now the keeper say dat octopus wasn't him? why din he tell earlier?

Niways 8/64 matches, i will say the sample is too small, on a lucky streak, u urself also can get 8 in a row correct predictions rite? Exactly, and i get dat... i guess all 4 quarter finals matches correct.... and b4 the quarter finals start, i guessed the finalist to be Spain vs Holland, in an application to win Iphone. so dat makes muh next 2 matches prediction to be correct, and i guess 3rd place correctly, making 7 correct picks... wat now? i'm a Oracle too? (FYI: out of 1000+ ppl in dat application only 3 guessed Holland vs Spain). We 3 are Oracles too?

soo niwaysss, after the world cup, awards will be given out to the players. Just in case some of u dono, i will announce the winners in muh page! Source:Fifa.com

First Award: Fifa Fair Play Award : Spain
-awarded to the team with least yellow card... Spain did a great job in this.. getting their FIRST yellow card in the round of 16.... dats like awesome...

Best Young Player Award: Thomas Muller!
-Muh personal favourtie from the German, Young rising star only @ 20 and already married!


Golden Gloves Award: Iker Casillas.
-Prove to be one of the best keeper through out the tournament, though i would say Enyeama would be better with this award, if only he had stayed longer~


Golden Boot Award:
-Awarded to the top scorer of the tournament, and since 4 people scored 5 goals in this tournament, they decided to offer to the guy with most assist among these 4, he is again.... THOMAS MULLER!!!!!!!


Golden Ball Award:
-Awarded to the player with the best performance throughout the Competition. awarded to Diego Forlan for his great performance in the team, despite having not so strong teammates and still get 4th.
Decided to show u his muscles since he won the Golden Ball.

So thats it for this World Cup, though i did not like Spain winning, bcuz i feel they don deserve it. Well, cuz it seems like they got lucky every single match going 1-0 1-0 1-0 1-0 1-0 1-0 1-0 1-0 1-0, until so many times dat i lost count.. owhh too much?? BLAHHH, but don get me wrong, i do love Spain and those great players, i just feel they did not perform enuf to deserve the Cup.

So lets hope we get a better Euro 2012, before we die???? JUST JK!

It's so Fluffy i'm gonna DIEEEEE

If u all been reading muh blog, u would noe, i'm a cartoon fan... so definitely~ i CANT miss Despicable me~ and i wanna watch again!!!! Korean version!!!!! why? tell u laterrr.. if i rememberrrr



so niways, this cartoon is not as mentioned like those before? that even kids will find it hard to understand the show? this is made for BOTH kids and adults. Unlike other shows, this does not have BIG meaning in it.. but it has it pros... Funny + Lame, LoL and AEGYO-NESS!

so wats it basically about? about a villian, trying to steal the mooon... and to complete his mission, nid to adopt 3 kids for some reason.. GO WATCH.



and i would say it's defintiely worth watching 3D, i dono, i like it, would be better watching it in Imax, unfortunately, imax only show ONE show, and usually sucky showw.. i wonder how it earns....

and the small girl girl is SOOOO CUTEE, that i'm gonna DIEEEEEE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQIhamluqIg

Watch dat vid! :)

And for those hu still refuse to watch Cartoons, Neo! Chincha Babo! (it means u're a real FOOL). cuz this is yet another awesome movie, niwaysss wats wrose about some of these ppl that don watch cartoon is..... they watch ANIME, like WAT???? At least most cartoons still got deep meaning in da show wei.. ANIME????? Ta Kao and Ta Kao wat else? Ta kao? GG

Niways i am SOOO gonna watch it in Korean again, though i might not noe wat the saying muchhh, but yeaaaa bcuz.... Ms Kim and Baby Seo is dubbing dat show!!!!!

Muahahah go watch k? Enjoy!!!

Predators~

Yet another Movie Review~well i'd say this is not a bad show, and would recommend u guys to watch it, therefore minimal spoilers~ :)

Well i watch the 1st Predator bout how Arnold Schwarzenegger owned the show, i mean like.. he's soooo yeng? and of course any other sequel will not stand a chance against it. Though the 2nd one quite sucked.. and don make sense to hunt in the city, and no1 noe bout it, like wat? therefore this 3rd one is 100& expected to be better than that.

Soo yea, basically, this movie is bout Predators now, Kidnap ppl to a unknown planet, and then rape those ppl thereee.. and i dono how? they seem to kidnap them without anyone knowing, and seem to noe how to pick, hu to kidnap.. cuz they don wan kill innnocent noobs that cannot fight... they wan to have some challenge u see?

So of course, upon arriving the planet, they do not know where the hell they are, and why they are there, until the leader... start to slowly find out, they are in a "game". A game to hunt~! Also, these ppl don seem noob like simply tembak and simply kena kill by traps?

also a few laughing scenes here and there.

and yeaa, u noe Predators also have race? in this show they have like 2 different race?? and they fight with each other? U C PREDATORS ALSO RACIST ONE!!!! WHY HUMAN CANNOT? ahhahahah :)
The 2nd one from the left is Diff Raceee.
owh yeaa, and the best among those fighters? is the Japanese guy man... watch and u will noe, most yeng one liauu.. ahahah, cuz everyone like, got automated shotgun, machine gun, bla bla, he use KATANA ok?

So yeaa, as expected they gonna like, die 1 by 1 lorrr? quite normalll

and also i like how the main character is selfish, and don care bout other's life, cuz like.. in this situation? u care too much, might only end up costing ur own life.. for someone that might not be worth it AT ALL.

so yeaa.. for more action... watch predators~

What If I’m a Russian Spy?

The World will END, Just joking :)

Been reading some ppl's blog bout this... bcuz NuffNang is giving free tickets to SALT! and they say if i'm a russian spy, i 1st will prove to ppl i am not a spy and clear my name... HALO? If I AM a Russian spy, why do i need to do dat? NO1 and i mean NOONE is gonna noe i'm a spy until muh mission is complete... Clear wat name?

Don u guys like, watch TV? goshhhh =.=

Assuming I from Russia k? I will look like this....

OMG~ This is SOOOO Russian, they are SOOOO gonna spot me if i am Spying another country!!!

Therefore, 1st mission as a spy....
1. Catch a plastic Surgeon
2. Force the Plastic Surgeon to do plastic surgery (duh?)
3. Force the Plastic Surgeon to make muh gf Pretty (oops?)
4. Force the Plastic Surgeon to make himself look like someone i hate
5. Kill the Plastic Surgeon which now look like someone i hate :) (Awesomeness)

ok lets move on....

eh wait? i nid to show u muh awesome new look~

There u go :) ok lets move on to muh main Mission.
So apparently, In Middern America, they found an Ancient Weapon, probably made by the Mayans many many years ago, this weapon has the power of controlling ppl's mind and duhhhh hu does not wants dat?

but unfortunately, no1 noes how to use it yet... and the Russians nid to be FAST.

and with some random decision, and i dono why? don ask me, i'm only a spy on mission, the weapon is kept at BRAZIL!!!!!

so wat's next? Mission 2
1. Head to Spain
2. Find a guy name Ricardo Kaka
3. So_mize him as he is too hot. (ok Notty girlss, imagine a Kaka *ahem* Kaka now... goooood girllll)
4. Kill the Plastic Surgeon and take over his life. I mean.... Kaka.

Since everyone noe, Kaka is so famous and rich, so next mission will be to use his fame, to contact government of Brazil~

Mission 3.
1. Locate the place keeping the weapon.
2. Request to see the weapon.
3. Person in charge showed another "Weapon" from his bottom.
4. When weapon on sight, kill huever on sight and escape with the weapon.
5. Bring Weapon back.

Back in Russia as a proud spy that completed his mission, expect to claim muh reward.

For Mother Russia!!!

Unfortunately, it was the wrong "weapon"


"The Weapon from his Bottom"

Mission 4
1. Head to Brazil and spy again.
2. Find the correct weapon.
3. Person in charge II finally show the correct weapon.
4. When weapon on sight, kill huever on sight and escape with the weapon
5. Use the weapon!

Now the world is mine!!!!! told u i'll end the world :)

owh wait... i showed u muh picture after surgery? damnnnnnn

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